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I am excited to share my first ever book review! For my first review on my new blog, I wanted to write about the Confessions of a Hustler's Housekeeper Series written by Jahquel J. Please check it out and leave a like and comment!

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Royal Chaos Chapter 1

Imani dropped the heavy brown moving box onto the table and slumped into the nearest seat.

Imani: Finally! Done unpacking!

[She slumped down in the chair as her boyfriend, Roller walked in and sat no the couch by her]

Roller: Hey the landlord is downstairs. She wants to meet everyone.

[Imani, Roller, and his sister Shania walk down to the common room together to greet the landlord]   

Roller: Hello I'm Roller. This is my little sister, Shania and my girlfriend, Imani. Thank you so much for having us.

Landlord: Oh no problem! I'm “”. The rules are simple. Keep the place clean and keep the sound down. That all.

Roller: Great!

[After some time the landlord decides to leave and the other neighbors/friends arrive]

Adonis/Kailey/Lamont: Hey!

Kailey: Welcome guys! I'm so happy y’all could move in!

Shaina: Yeah thanks for telling us about he opening. It’ll be amazing living closer to each other.

Kailey: I know! Finally we can all be in one location again after all these years. The old apartments were nice but here is way better!

Shaina: We’ve been looking forward to this for years!

Lamont: Hey, Imani how’s the shop going? Need any help setting up before the grand opening tomorrow?

Imani: No I’m good just some minor things left to do.

Lamont: Alright! just let us know.

Kailey/Adonis: Us to.

[After some catching up Imani leaves and makes her way to her boutique]

Sister Dominique: [walks in shop door] “Good day Imani! Well isn’t this a lovely little shop.” [Sister Dominique looked around Imani’s place of work at the boutique.] [She was flocked by Sister Blossom.]

Imani: “Hey sister Dominique and sister Blossom. You say that every time you come. How are y’all today?” [Imani grimaced ]

Sister Dominique: “I know I’m going to see you at the Sunday service Sunday right?” [Sister Dominique stared broodingly.]

[Imani hesitated and Miss Dominique frowned]

Imani: “I'm not sure about that I'm still setting up the new shop as you can see and…”

Sister Blossom: “You know there’s going to be a surprise announcement in two days. I hear its gong to be huge.”

Imani: Announcement? I didn’t know that. Who is it coming from?

[Miss Dominique looked upset]

Miss Dominique: You would know if you would come to the weekly meetings. Sister Blossom and I will be in charge of the refreshments.

Imani: Sister Dominique you know I’m just super busy these days to attend the afternoon church sessions. The boutique opens up tomorrow!

[Imani couldn't hide the smile on her face.]

Sister blossom: Are you sure you should be opening up tomorrow looks like there’s much to do.

Imani: Yes, everything is practically finished.

[The church sisters gave each other a look]

Imani: Sorry Sisters I have to go but yes I’ll be there.

[Imani says her goodbyes and the ladies take their leave]

[Imani is setting up the new shop and Kailey shows up]

Kailey: I heard the church sisters here earlier. What did they want?

Imani: The usual. I need to be at the afternoon church sessions and they also mentioned some announcement next week.

Kailey: An announcement? I didn’t hear about that.

Imani: Apparently it came up last week. I guess I have to go now.

Kailey: Well good luck girl. I know how those meetings go.

[They go home and tell about the meeting]

[The next day is the shop grand opening. The whole crew got there early in the morning to prepare the ice cream and last minute tweaks. Everything goes off with out a hitch and business is already booming! ]

[Setting: Church]

[The Royal Limo Pulls up and the King and Queen exit.]

Pastor: Before we depart for the day we have a special announcement to be made by some very important guest! Please stand for King and Queen Gallegos!

[round of applause]

King Gallegos: Good morning lovely patrons of Hope Church. It is an honor to be here today with the privilege of making this big announcement today. The crown prince is looking for a wife. There is to be a contest held for his hand in marriage! Please sign up online for a chance to participate. Applications are due online in two days! Thank you!

[They royals exit the church]

[Back home all of the girls are huddled around the computer with the guys in the background]

Shaina: AHHHHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! IM GONNA BE THE ROYAL WIFE!

Kailey: Shaina calm down its not that big of a deal. It's probably all a publicity stunt. You shouldn't get your hopes up. I've head a few rumors about the royal family.

Shaina: Well let it be a stunt. I’m gonna be rich one way or another. Are y’all gonna apply?

Imani: I don’t think I have a choice. Sister D would kill me if I didn’t.

Kailey: What’s up with those ladies anyways. They always up you butt about stuff.

Imani: They just friends with my mama so they think they entitled to my life. [Imani rolls her eyes]

Kailey: Oh, well I’ll apply just for fun. [She shrugged]

Shaina: Lets do it then! No need to wait!

Lamont: Roller you ok with this? I'm not! Kailey you my girl not the princes’!

[Roller just shook his head]

Kailey: Oh stop Lamont! It just for fun.

[Lamont blew air and sat down]

[The girls all enter they’re applications to the Royal contest]

[The royal family has just sat down for dinner]

Queen Lyla: Son I know this is a big event but its time you marry.

Prince Amir: Mother I can find a wife on my very own. I'm a man I do not need my mother aiding me in my marital affairs.

Queen Lyla: You will participate in this event. You have spoken these words for years and still no wife. I shall fix this myself!

[Amir huffs and stomps out of the room like a child. Princess Serenity eats in silence]

[Lyla turns to her husband King Bradford Gallegos]

[A maid walks by trips and spills wine]

Servant: Im so sorry My queen! I will clean this up now!

Queen Lyla: You better! [She seethed as she turned to the king]

Queen Lyla: Bradford you must put some sense into our son. He must marry!

King Bradford: The boy is just a a boy. He shall come around soon enough. He’s a smart lad. Trust me I see great things coming our way through this contest.

[Dinner ends and the king and queen go to their rooms to prepare for bed.]

Queen Lyla: Dinner was awful! And that servant! She spilled my wine!

King Bradford: Honey It was just some wine. Please calm down.

Queen Lyla: No! There is too much at stake! The prince must step up!

King Bradford: I need a glass of water. [He whispers]

[The queen continues to yell as Bradford slips out the room]

[King Bradford goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water and runs into the maid from dinner]

King Bradford: Please excuse the queen. You did not deserve that.

Servant: it is fine my king. The queen is stressed.

King Bradford: [he chuckled] Maribel, she’s always stressed.

[Maribel also chuckled]

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ISSA RAE — for Vogue Beauty Secrets

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Oil painted garf

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Your daily dose of spooky posts

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A Goonies referential poster for "They Cloned Tyrone"

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THEY CLONED TYRONE (2023), dir. Juel Taylor

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TEYONAH PARRIS as Yo-Yo They Cloned Tyrone (2023), dir. Juel Taylor

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“Look, you know what? Matter of fact? We all about to get some water. We all about to get some of this hydration.”

THEY CLONED TYRONE (2023), dir. Juel Taylor

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Seeds of Chaos Part 1: Introductions

The main sim this series will be following is Yadira Villegas. Her traits are lavish, health nut, and unforgettable. Yadira currently works in a call center. Yadira is a woman who gets what she wants and will do whatever she need to to get there.

Juliet Frye is Yadira’s best friend. Juliet's traits are sweet talker, hot-headed, and spiritual. Juliet works as a streamer and currently has around three hundred subscribers.

Roller Husser (based of off the tv show Claws) is Yadira’s fiancé. 

Yadira and Roller are truly in love and nothing can come between them.

Stay tuned for more!

Posted on 1/1/2023

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Sparkly Santa Christmas Press on Nails by HighPointBeauty

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didn’t know this winter cake existed until now tbh!!

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Christmas Mode Activate!

Honestly though, where did the year go? Hope you all have a great Christmas & a Happy New Year!