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Happy first day of summer! ☀️ ’Tis the season for my return to the clover and dandelion buffet! ☘️🌱😋🐢
#first day of summer#the Great Outdoors#outdoor dining#buffet#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#clover#dandelion#NOMS#outside#cute#animals
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No power, no GRUMP.
#power outage#in the dark#NOPE#back to bed#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#nap time#sleeping#hidey hut#plastic plants#face smush#wall#cute#animals
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Look, Mom! I found a new throne! This black box is just the right size for me to sit on!
What do you mean, you need this?!
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No breakfast on my plate!? RAMPAGE! On top of my empty plate!!
#rampage#tantrum#hangry#WHERE ARE MY NOMS#Kirby#Russian tortoise#hidey hut#upside down#empty plate#plate#food plate#tortoisebuttTuesday#tortie bum#tortie butt#tortie tushy#cute#animals
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You can't make me Monday!
#Mondays#digging#NOPE#GRUMP#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#hidey hut#corner#Kirby loves corners#no one likes Mondays#cute#animals
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Happy Father's Day to all the dads who hold things together and don't buckle under pressure! 🥳🎩🐢
#Father's Day#belt#dad jokes#puns#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#Happy Father's Day#top hat#tortle clothes#fashion#tiny hat#climbing#posing for the camera#cute#animals
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With some magic from Grandmom and a thorough GRUMPspection by yours truly, I declare Fuzzy friend Rory's ear all fixed!
#bunny#plushie#Inspector Kirby#Kirby sits on things#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#Aurora the Sleeping Bunny#ear#boop#not noms#cute#animals
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MOM, I shoved all of my things together, but I still don't have dandies on my plate and I still can't fit under my baby log! Everything is wrong! Fix everything, Mom!
#GRUMP#MOM WHY#FIX IT#destruction#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#rampage#tantrum#digging#log#hidey hut#water dish#hangry#cute#animals
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What are you standing there for? Move my baby log and all this dirt out of my way!
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What's inside these books Mom keeps reading? Are these greens sprouting from the sides CHOMP-able?
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EXCUSE ME, where are my dandies??? What do you mean, we ran out?! Go get more this instant!
#EXCUSE ME#WHERE ARE MY NOMS#GRUMP#spoiled#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#do not want#unacceptable#picky#so picky#breakfast#plate#food plate#cute#animals
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Monday and rain? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
#Mondays#rain#rainy day#NOPE#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#hiding#completely in shell#go away#corner#Kirby loves corners#cute#animals
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Staring down the Sunday scaries with my best GRUMP!
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It’s Belmont Day! 🏇
This year's (once again temporarily shorter) Test of the Champion brings a rematch of the Kentucky Derby favorites! Will Journalism become the first since 2005's Afleet Alex to win the Preakness and the Belmont, but not the Derby? Or will Sovereignty become the first since 1995's Thunder Gulch to win the Derby and the Belmont, but not he Preakness?
We predict Journalism will come out ahead this time, but with Baeza also racing again, the top three are looking to be the same as the Derby! Unless Bob Baffert's Rodriguez can hang on to an early lead . . . .
We are also coming full circle with the last of my glamour shots with my fabulous pansy fascinator for the Derby last month! 🌸👒🐢
#Belmont Stakes#Test of the Champion#horse racing#flower#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#hat#fascinator#pansy#pansies#flowers#tortle clothes#posing for the camera#Journalism#Sovereignty#Baeza#Rodriguez#thoroughbred racing#go go go#cute#animals
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How dare you laugh at my post-breakfast tiny green moustache?!
#moustache#messy eater#noms on face#silly#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#GRUMP#HOW DARE YOU#nose in air#side eye#nap#nap time#any time is nap time#cute#animals
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Excuse me, if you get a late-night snack, then why don’t I?
#excuse me#WHERE ARE MY NOMS#FEED ME#GRUMP#Kirby#tortoise#russian tortoise#late night snack#hidey hut mansion#always hungry#cute#animals
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Grandmom, won't you save me from this awful bath Mom is giving me?
#bath#help#drama queen#do I have to#Kirby#tortoise#Russian tortoise#bath time#stretch#MOM WHY#do not want#cute#animals
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