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>Starts the day by pleasantly waking up from a long nap, having breakfast and having a nice trip around the beautiful landscape.

>Three meteorologists appear (one of which is autistic and has ADHD) and humiliates & beat the shit out of him.

>If that wasn't enough the three meteorologists steals him home.

>Rather than being pissed off, outraged or just annoyed, he swears eternal loyalty to them, bows to them and likely even passionately blows them.

>When his boyfriends are attacked by a big-*ss guy he only shows up when the girlfriends of the big-*ss appears and only attacks her; probably a non-verbal statement to prove something.

>When his three boyfriends are atomized by the big-*ss guy's farts, rather than being devastated, grieving or just annoyed, he swears eternal loyalty to him, bows to him and likely even passionately blows him.

And that's why I firmly believe that MonsterVerse Rodan is both figuratively and literally the biggest bottom in the history of cinema.

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Heyy everyone, my house is haunted.

It started when today I kept hearing bizarre words like "Gimme Gimme All Your Moneys", "Stop Procrastinating You ADHoeD", "I Drank All Your Monster™ Energy Drinks, You C*nt".

After procrastinating for 7 hours I decide to do some investigations and I discovered that the source is in my closet.

I took a peak, and this is what I found.

What I should do??

I can't kill them, since they're already dead so using my comically oversized hammer is not an option.

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PLASTIC PLANTS HAVE SUCH A HUGE AMOUNT OF WASTED POTENTIAL!!!!

Let me explain:

There could be totally radical plastic plants like glows-in-the-dark cacti, colour-changing nightshades, water-squirting mosses, golden-vacuum-meallized banana trees, horrid-neon-coloured pines, absolute-atomic-annihilater olive trees and much more!!!!

...but noooooo let's just replicate the same f#cking plants who you can see by looking outside your f#cking windows.

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Stepp Azide Matt Patter;

TEH NEW ULTRA THEORY MISTRESZ HAS COMe!!!!!!

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As trans people are becoming more and more represented in media I hope that "Uber duper super being of mass obliteration transition into a cute quirky trans girl" becomes a common trope.

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Darkness IRL: No light.

Darkness In Fiction: SUPER POWERFUL ANCIENT ELDRITCH EVIL FORCE OF DARK DOOM, WITH F#CKING LASERS, ARCANE MAGIC, EYES AND TENTICALS EVERYWHERE WHO HAS COUNTLESS MASTER-PLANS, MINIONS AND EVEN MORE ARCANE POWERS IN ORDER TO CONQUER THE WORLD.

AND IT HATES YOU, YOUR PETS, YOUR STUFF AND YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

(or alternatively an actually nice sweetheart who just happens to look stereotypically evil as fucc)

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Happy Dark Day!!

Or... Happy Night Day!!

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I would like to remind everyone that your house is filled with mutilated corpses of defenceless, innocent wooden beings known as plants.

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So... Currently my mother is away to do something that I don't know and I don't absolutely care to know.

Honestly not having her around constantly to critique, threaten, mock and insults me while she's too annoyingly arrogant and dumb to admit that she ever does anything wrong is just so.....

Wonderful~💖

~My mental health was never been this wonderful in such a long time~💖

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Mark my f#cking words!!

If Super Paper Mario would have been released in the 2010's Dimentio wouldn't just be a popular Tumblr sexy man but THE MOST POPULAR TUMBLR SEXY MAN IN NINTENDO™ AND VIDEOGAME HISTORY AND WOULD RESIDE IN THE HIGHEST PLACE IN PANTHEON OF TUMBLR SEXY MAN ALONGSIDE BILL CIPHER AND SANS UNDERTALE FORMING A HOLY TRINITY OF TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!!

(also Count Bleck, O'Chuck and Mr. L would be Tumblr sexy men too and Nastasia would be incredibly popular in some parts of the internet.)

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So.... since this is the 2nd post I post here on this blog (unless I'm forgetting something and that's likely) and 2 is my favourite number I wanted my second post to be very specil.

So here is my Mannequin Gal.

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The fact that Astatine isn't named Explodium is truly the true proof that scienceists are incompetent at naming stuff.