thornmane
thornmane
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[ Jesse \ They/She \ Genderqueer ] [ AuDHD \ Bi \ 1995 \ East Texas, U.S.A ] [ ♎☀️☿ | ♊🌙 | ♐⏫ | ♏♀️♂️ ] [ Icon by Joofoot ]
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thornmane · 6 hours ago
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mmmmmm red
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thornmane · 19 hours ago
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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them
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thornmane · 1 day ago
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reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op
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thornmane · 1 day ago
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I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh
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thornmane · 2 days ago
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My wife 👹
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thornmane · 3 days ago
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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!
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thornmane · 3 days ago
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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thornmane · 3 days ago
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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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thornmane · 3 days ago
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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉
Can you guess what? 🤪
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thornmane · 6 days ago
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thornmane · 6 days ago
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thornmane · 6 days ago
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thornmane · 6 days ago
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I should probably clean this computer more often
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thornmane · 7 days ago
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the path to security is through fear
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thornmane · 7 days ago
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thornmane · 7 days ago
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In an effort to optimize their offerings in an increasingly crowded marketplace, streaming giant Netflix confirmed Friday that it would soon be releasing a Jeffrey Dahmer stand-up special produced by the platform’s self-learning algorithm. “Our proprietary algorithm has always served our viewers the most engaging content possible, and we’re thrilled to announce its latest creation, Jeffrey Dahmer: Losing It!” said Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos, who shared his hopes that the infamous serial killer’s “incisive and unapologetic takes on relationships, cannibalism, the working life, drinking, necrophilia, and human dissection” would have viewers “unable to turn away” from their screens.
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