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tell me a fact about the band Pink Floyd
Pink Floyd is one of the 13 Floyds of the rainbow, created by the wizard Andrew Floyd Merlin in the time before Eld. The Pink Floyd exerts a calming influence with tinges of darkness and psychedelic experience. It is calmer than Red Floyd, but not so peaceful as the Orange or Yellow Floyds.
Beware the Black Floyd which can open portals to other realms at the cost of the listener's sanity. Should it ever fall into the hands of the Gizzard King or his loyal squamous wizard, we will be doomed.
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NO MORE MR. NICE GUY [ Music Video ] ➙ [ 1 - 2 ]
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the sweating bullets music video is so goddamn funny to me because i cant tell if mustaine and co. are intentionally taking the piss out of themselves or its a genuine, unironic attempt at the whole “look at me, im craaazyyy and insaaaane!” type of edginess
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people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them
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ponyboy in the pink pony club whats he ordering
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i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom
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predicting pink floyd discourse in 2030:
roger waters is still alive (people are mad he hasn't been assassinated yet)
nick mason carries out his plans of recreating the band with ai, causing both controversy over the ai usage itself and over how nick so deeply wants it to be 1969 again that he'll create pink floyd homoculi to live the glory days again
franka releases her book
franka doesn't release her book
every few years a newer part of the fandom finds out about the charlie gilmour stuff and tries to cancel him again
r/pinkfloyd starts banning people for using the 🗿 emoji again
someone finds a bunch of photos of rick from the 80s making out with younger men. the only discourse that happens from this is people trying not to call him gay
500 more syd barrett documentaries
pink floyd biopic gets announced and then swiftly cancelled by either david or roger because of 1 minute detail
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just looped midwest princess 5 times over while studying at the library what is happening to me
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and then people had the gall to say she was being unreasonable for setting boundaries
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HOMIE WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUU ??????????? 😭😭
ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl
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ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl
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we got metallica fortnite skins before GTA 6 😭😭🙏🙏
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shout out to spotify for recommending me in the court of the crimson king twice in a row

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dave mustaine was BORN to be a gay man doing drag shows and sipping iced coffee whoever corrupted him down this path will fucking PAY
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being a rock enjoyer is actually so terrifying like i was in the car with my dad a while ago and ke kept putting on metal and rock songs that i liked and i got so scared i started listening to lady gaga on my phone
#shitpost#it was fucking megadeth toolike i cant do this anymore#music#heavy metal#megadeth#metallica#the offspring
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MARTY FUCKING FRIEDMAN SUPERVISED A JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ENGLISH LEARNING BOOK!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
#marty friedman#guitarists#jjba#OUT OF ALL THINGS JJBA HAS DONE I WAS NOT EXPECTING MARTY FRIEDMAN TO SUPERVISE AN ENGLISH LEARNING BOOK
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