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the way that walt and jesse treat the money they make from the meth empire is genuinely so fascinating. walt hoards it in every sense of the word: it's almost like he physically needs to have it nearby. he packs the walls with it, stores it in the crawlspace, rents out a storage unit that contains nothing but his massive cube of cash. the only time he guiltily tries to get rid of his money by burning it, he almost immediately puts the flame out as if he's feeling the heat himself. money is a visual manifestation of walt's success and domination, and he needs to see it, indulge in it, have it near to remind himself of his own excellence. meanwhile, jesse tries over and over to give his own money away. it eventually becomes worthless to him personally: he tosses it to others like its just monopoly money, seeing it only as a manifestation of his own wrongdoings. he literally just throws cash to the strangers partying at his house and out of the window of his car for strangers to find. he practically begs to give his money to drew sharpe's parents, kaylee, brock. he can't stand to have it near him. jesse just wants it gone. walt sees money as a sign of everything he's gained; jesse sees money as a sign of everything he's lost.
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Gustavo Fring x female reader headcanons‼️


• He leaves you for a man.
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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I was impressed by Rich Cheese cookie so I wanted to draw something about her
I drew this last month
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wanted to draw my half life ponies again lalalaaa
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My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle
I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.
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I killed a dog. I put him down, I watched him go. I was looking him straight in the eyes. He didn't know what was happening, he didn't know why. He was just scared

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no but just Blurr becoming more and more of a cryptid to Swerves chat is absolutely fucking hilarious, these people would lose their fucking minds, the reddit would be nothing but

this random dude(???) nobody knows joined a singleplayer world, started speaking enchanting table, repeatedly starved to death because he kept trying to eat nothing but copper, immediately killed himself upon seeing a lava pool, insists he can breathe underwater, like everyone is having a field day. bro has a ping of minus three, books it the second he sees a squid and destroys every single iron golem farm Swerve tries to set up. the first time he gets on voice chat one of Swerves speakers blows out. there are so many possible funny ass scenarios. sorry for the ramble but im having a lot of fun with this setting :))
YES YES HAHA YES
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Those idiots are dating in minecraft
Basically ahahah I found this skin and this skin and remembered about this website for creating wallpapers. And I was bored :l
Btw those skins look MUCH better in game. They have shapes and layers~


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UPS
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enasona trend but benrey and barney
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Ouuhh adriaaan,,,, i miss him <///3
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