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Accidently right clicked the wrong word last night and I know this would have been a hit on tumblr 4 years ago

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Olympians as things me and my friends have said
Demeter: If my mental state gets any worse I'm going to kill her husband
Poseidon: If I stay single much longer I'm gonna pull out the horse pick up lines
Hera: Everyone is a wife deep down
Zeus: Giving up my family of 6 years for dick right now
Aphrodite: Real friends are horny together <3
Athena: Whenever my family enters a room I can feel the average IQ dropping
Hephaestus: I know I'm not a very attractive man, but must a bird also reject me?
Ares: I'm going to kill Buzz Lightyear
Artemis: Stop calling me a lesbian just because I'm a virgin, if I liked women I'd be having so much sex
Apollo: Can you be considered straight if your girlfriend is a tree?
Hermes: I've been a wanted criminal since birth
Dionysus: I can't wait until I'm 18 so I can legally drunk drive
#greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect quotes#demeter#poseidon#hera#zeus#aphrodite#athena#hephaestus#ares#artemis#apollo#hermes#dionysus
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Being autistic is fun because someone will criticize something you like, it can even be a criticism you agree with, and yet you will still get the overwhelming feeling of "They hate me and I must die now"
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I like to think I am a creative person, and getting into such an awesome show for the first time would mean I create something great, but this is the first thing I have to contribute to this fandom
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I'm watching Foolish vods and I noticed that on day 25, Leo mentioned that Bad's sweep attack almost killed her, but he just thought she was overreacting, to think they could have solved the glitch so much earlier if they had just listened to Leo that day, it wouldn't have undone the damage, but it would have been nice to know so early
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If you'd like to have something qsmp related written for you, feel free to tell me and i will probably write it for you and post it on my ao3 under my requests book.
My account is called tiloopadoo if you want to check it out
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Qsmp Story idea:
Au where none of the eggs died, and probably theyre also humanised, and eventually all the members find their way off the island, but they're told the dragon is ready to collect her kids so they say their goodbyes to the kids, telling them to be good and never forget them. They leave and hope the eggs are in good hands.
But the dragon doesn't exist.
The island has somewhat shut down a bit, the code or magic or whatever that gave the eggs limited lives is gone, and so is all the federation stuff. Now it's only the kids.
They spend their years learning how to be without their parents, they were always smart, so skills aren't an issue, but the loneliness is. There's the strange years where theyre much older than they were before but far younger than the members where it's hard to get clothes that fit right and theyre having to learn about puberty and stuff through trial and error, but theyre making it work.
Until they reach the years where theyre meeting their parents ages. Suddenly they're fitting into their parents old clothes they left behind, and a few more personal things, like Richarlyson, after suffering for years without a prosthetic that fits his leg has come across some back ups that Pac had, and despite the fact they seemed so big when he was small, realises that they now fit on his leg. The pain that they first experienced came back, because theyre realising just how long it's been, they are reaching the age that the youngest parents were when they were kids.
There are multiple ways I can see this story going.
First is just them dealing with the misery while trying to fight to stay hopeful, and maybe they trick themselves into believing it will all be alright.
Second is the federation makes one last moderation and gives the original kids eggs to take care of, and it's either happy because they can see parts of their parents in the kids, not realising it's also a part of them, or it can be sad where they're realising that they barely matured from when they were the new eggs age, despite the fact that it's been so many years, because they only had eachother for so many of them.
And the last is the most interesting, where something the federation did is found and they find a way to get off the island, it's a hard plan to execute, but something that 11 of them can do in a few months time. And they battle with the idea that maybe they're doing this all for nothing, and their parents can never be found, or worse, they don't want them/don't see these now young adults as their children.
It's been stewing in my head for the last hour and I needed to get my thoughts down, but I can't be bothered to write it. If anyone else gets stuck by inspiration from this and writes it tell me, I will read and gush about it.
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I had this idea in my head and upon finding a post that said it I just had to
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My boy is tiny
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My Doc youtooz arrived today and I noticed that Doc's youtooz is bigger than Bdubs. Was this likely a situation they couldn't control? Yes. Is the situation infinitely funnier if you imagine that Doc made the concious decision to make his bigger? Also yes.
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Was really tired at 2am last night but I had to draw this fucked up little mudkip
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Putting on my headphones to be healed of all negative status effects
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I had a dream where Pearl announced she was going to be the main character in movie about apocalyptic alien landlords and I'm sad it isn't real because she deserves to be in a movie and also what the hell are apocalyptic alien landlords
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Where did you hide the rest of the body
I am the inventor of the skull emoji ask me anything
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"HypXb is better"
"Xbralis is better"
Have you ever considered that xB has two hands and he's using both to shoot them?
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I've been really wanting to write hermitcraft fanfiction but have no ideas and no requests are coming from Ao3, please give me an idea to write
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Something I've never got was how people call Grian weird, while it is sorta true, the fandom puts him in like the top 3 weirdest, which I would not agree with at all, are there actually any moments of Grian where his weirdness can rival Joe and Zedaph like I've heard people say?
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