timeisasocialistconstruct

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(personal vomit)

you’re a sick piece of shit you know that? you cheat on me and tell me you want me and the whole time you’re leading your backup along. I tell her you’re lying because she has a right to know. you tell me to leave her alone, she’s at work (not that I’m doing anything now, I’m fucking out, but did that ever fucking matter to you when I was at work and in tears day after day because you’re a narcissistic bag of trash who isn’t happy unless everyone else is fucking miserable???)

small men win shit prizes. and I hope to god you get what you really deserve.

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true life I had an edible and I told my ex to fuck off from our last shared space and now I’m watching the best season of black butler I have ever laid eyes on

and I gotta say it feels good

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look when shits tough sometimes you just gotta bitch about your ex like you’re a character in pride and prejudice writing a letter like - I was having such a good time I forgot I was mad

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yall.

shisui and maomao have some innnnnntense energy

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ok but like there’s anime trauma and then there’s apothecary diaries

i think the only one without trauma is maybe the cat

maybe.

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the scouring of the shire is a great chapter to read right now for obvious (though yes apparently not intentional) parallels to be drawn

but also, because gaffer gamgee:

“and while you’ve been off trapessing in foreign parts, chasing black men up mountains from what my sam says, though for what he don’t make clear, they’ve been and dug up bagshot row and ruined my taters!”

god help the man who messes with a gamgee’s taters

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scenes from my other internet home

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buckle up babe its time to watch demon slayer

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damn Tolkien really loved a comma

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“Other evils there are that may come; for Sauron is himself but a servant or emissary. Yet it is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succor of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till.”

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in case anyone needs a reminder about how low key funny lord of the rings is sometimes

in return of the king, after Pelennor Aragorn tells Eomer and Imrahil that he absolutely will not go into the city until the steward said he could. he makes a big show and they’re like oh Aragorn you’re so wise

then like two pages later after Imrahil and Eomer learn about what they missed and are heading to the Houses of Healing, there’s fucking Aragon with Gandalf like sike bitches did you think I would actually let you discuss shit without me

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I’m not trying to boast or anything but my 7 year old child knows who wields the three elven rings

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honestly this is a mood because coming back here and getting off The Other Places has done wonders for my mental health

"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT

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will turner with his “so that’s the reason for all the weird” as if william turner is not captain fucking extra out of nowhere on the reg

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so I’m reading fellowship of the ring to my kid and here’s an unexpected struggle: he wants me to do voices and by voices he means accents and guys *I am running out of accents* someone please help

we just got to the prancing pony, I’m cooked for the rest of the trilogy

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also but related, fuck kyubey. I trusted you, little bunny rat

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mental health status update:

rewatching madoka for funsies again