maddie. 26. she/her. vintage lesbians own my soul. sometimes i write things.
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AND SHE DESERVED AN EMMY FOR IT!!!!
she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time
#i maintain it was the comedy marketing that fucking killed them#SHE GOT NOMINATED FOR WANDAVISION AND SHE DID HALF AS MUCH!!!#had they kept it in the limited series category i do genuinely think the show as a whole would have gotten more noms#THRILLED for the ones it did get but WHY ARE THEY CALLING IT A COMEDY!!!!#swear to god if they did that just to be coy and we don't get another season i'm gonna start biting#kevin feige you have until august 31st 2025 before i start following you with hammers#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#it's actually fine i i'm fine i think awards shows are stupid and dumb as a rule and i'm being so normal about this
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Are you single?
do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance
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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way
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#It’s about the wrist grab
AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.04 | 1.08
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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse
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israeli teenagers burn their draft notices during an anti-militarism protest organized by mesarvot, in tel aviv, today (july 15)
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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc
#i am being so for real when i say the 22ish hour train ride to and from chicago was maybe the best thing i've ever done#love train travel anyway but that was a next level experience
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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world
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Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024) 01x04 | "If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You"
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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
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