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feelin like cassie lately

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Hi pjo fam!

I need some help, so I was using this C.ai bot for a bit but I can't seem to find it.

It was basically a Percy Jackson Band AU! Where the user goes to his fan meet and he recognises them while they are going to get his signature and stuff and so on, so if you guys do know about it, please send me the link or the creator name<3

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i hate it here - taylor swift

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JAW DROPPED 😦

RELEASE MEEEE

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Probably some day at camp half blood.

Percy : So how did you guys get married?

Y/n: We didn't even have a proper wedding, we just went down to a courthouse on a random Tuesday.

Luke (with a low voice) : The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of Parole.

Y/n :

Y/n : You begged me to marry you.

Luke (now looking down) : I did.

Meanwhile Percy and Annabeth: ....

Percy : Hey I have an ide-

Annabeth : don't. Even.

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REO MIKAGE, SHIDOU RYUSEI, ALEXIS NESS, Hiori Yo, SENDOU SHUTO, INUMAKI TOGE, GOJO SATORU, Itadori Yuji, PERCY JACKSON, Leo Valdez, DENKI KAMINARI, TANAKA RYUNOSKE, NISHINOYA YU, OIKAWA TOORU, MATSUKAWA ISSEI, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, ATSUMU MIYA, Osamu Miya, YAKU MORISUKE + your favs!!!

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Kendrick Lamar to Jake Gyllenhaal : I hear you like them young

and i was never good at telling jokes, but the punchline goes, “i’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age”

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"id let the world burn for you"

"I'd kill for you"

"id die for you"

"I'd sacrifice the world for you"

BORING!

Yawn snore snore. Honk shoo honk shoo.

I got twelve other guys ready to that for me. You already do that. You already destroy the world I would just happen to be there while you did.

The real question is.

Would you save the world for me?

Would you put aside your hatred for humanity and put my love for it Infront? Would you save the world because I love the world? Would you stop killing because I hate killing? Would you find a way to live because I want you alive?

Death and destruction are easy as hell. Do you know how fucking easy it is to kill someone? To blow up a building? Shure security is in the way but if it wasn't there it would be easy as hell.

You'd do the basics Shure. But would you do the hard thing and save the world because I asked you to?

Would you push aside your hatred of everyone but me because I asked you to nicely?

Would you?

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mc: im scared sebastian only hangs out with me because my ancient magic might be able to save his sister

sebastian: *looking at hogwarts castle* if mc ever leaves me i'm gonna blow this whole bitch up

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i need dick

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Fuck the police? Yes please

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I wish all of these men a slow, violently tortuous death.

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"Girls like it when men ignore em"

LIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT THAT MAN OBSESSED WITH ME

I WANT HIM THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE A PRAYER, EVERY BREATH, EVERY MOVE, EVERY CHOICE HE MAKES ANCHORED TO ME. I WANT HIM LOSING SLEEP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF ME IS TOO LOUD IN HIS HEAD TO LET HIM REST. I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS—LIKE THE WORLD COULD BURN TO ASHES AROUND US AND HE WOULDN’T CARE AS LONG AS I’M STILL STANDING THERE.

I WANT HIM TO SPEAK MY NAME LIKE IT’S SACRED, TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I HOLD THE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS. TO BE HAUNTED BY THE SOUND OF MY LAUGH, THE TRACE OF MY SCENT ON HIS SKIN, THE MEMORY OF MY TOUCH. I WANT HIS OBSESSION TO BORDER ON MADNESS, TO FEEL ME IN EVERY PART OF HIM LIKE A HUNGER HE CAN’T EVER SATISFY.

I WANT TO BE HIS FIRST THOUGHT

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my new years resolution for 2025:

1. get hotter

2. lesbian sex

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Luke Castellan is the DEFINITELY the type of guy who would love love love love love love love his s/o getting their nails done for the very first time.

Because it leads to their s/o being helpless, having struggles tying their shoelaces, zipping of clothes, basic tasks and stuff.

He would make sure that slowly you don't even eat food by yourself, why would he? His pretty s/o nails would hurt and would definitely make sure to even help in change of clothes, bro would not let you do shit... because he cares for you,obviously not because he likes you helpless.

But even after all of that he gets into a dilemma.

You see, this man loves your nails, especially with the way it feels against his body, cheek, face, back (ahem) anyway...

So now he is confused, he would spend every last dime for you to get your nails done every month..but then you won't be as helpless and he won't be able to baby you like this...his hands are your hips helping you do the mundane task in existence.

But when you run your nails on his scalp and skin, it melts away. It soothes him in a way that would just put him in a sleep slumber and he won't mind that one bit since he would love to stay in a moment like this forever and ever.

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"If you see a guy with emotional baggage, morally grey vibe, and a smirk that could ruin lives manipulating me, just so you know I’m exactly where I’m meant to be."

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fuck babe you’re so hot when you’re just ink on paper