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I'm back cuz I heard porn was back, but my wish is truly just for me to be able to do my side gigs full time and make more than I do now. Professional DM and Vpice Actor for the win!

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Well, this is it.

I’m leaving. you can find me on Pillowfort as DMKinesis

My YouTube is www.youtube.com/user/kinesistutter

On twitter I am @TheRealKinesis

Twitch is of course www.twitch.tv/kinesistutter

I love you guys. goodbye!

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Reblog with the Queen song that you go so hard to that it could probably revive you from the dead

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“I’m all alone.”

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@staff

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rather than death of the author i subscribe to a critical framework i like to refer to as Schrodinger’s Author where the authors intentions are important except for when i dont like them

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I’m gonna be honest: what’s the literal Point of being a spellcaster if you never get a bit where you’re levitating and your eyes are glowing and wind from nowhere is whipping your hair and clothes about (mostly back, in a suitably dramatic way), and there’s a strange light about you and fire/lightning/power crackling, growing in your hands, and you say something authoritative and righteous in a slightly echoing voice and then blast someone

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Have A Nice Day!

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Can YouTube get these fuckin’ PragerU ads out of my face, please? Like, I get it, you want to feign academic authority so modern American conservatism can pretend to have any kind of solid intellectual backing, but I’d like to eat my cereal and enjoy my shitty Let’s Plays without propaganda, thanks.

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YouTube advertiser ‘PragerU’ is a conservative think tank.

If you’re like me, you’ve seen a few advertisements on YouTube that look like professionally-made lecture courses in short (about five minutes) clips. They give you the option to skip, thankfully, but that doesn’t stop them from playing at all.

The one I’ve seen most frequently is called “The Black Card” and it uses a black woman as a spokesperson for frankly racist rhetoric claiming that black people are lying about being oppressed and that you can play ‘The Black Card’ to shut white people up even if what you say is nonsense.

I don’t know what steps can be taken to report them, but if you see any advertisements by this company, know that they’re not a university or higher education facility of any sort. Googling them is all it took for me to find out that they were conservative-leaning, but I only did that because I was unfortunate enough to discover one of their uglier ads.

I would appreciate it if those who see this post could reblog it, so that more Tumblr users would be aware of it. Something similar happened a few months ago with anti-Semitic ads, too - this might be the beginning of a trend in YT advertising, and we should all be aware of it.

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We Exist- we go waaaaaay back

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Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory?  If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.

So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time. But it has a corollary.  You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right? Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens.  A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.

This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”

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I’m starting to think the winners are chosen based on how crazy their name is

entering the wyrmwood giveaway every week

acting surprised that I didn’t win like 

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reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

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Hi, yes, hello. I just got into Critical Role this past week and I’m currently in love with everything about it. *cough* especially Laura Bailey and Marisha Ray *cough*. And it definitely sparked my interest in DnD but I dont really get everything so if someone would love to explain to this DnD newborn about the basics of it that would be great.