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unsub: listen here you son of a bitch

reid: hey! don't talk about my mother like that!

unsub: i was talking about your father

reid: oh

reid: carry on

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emily : [talking about morgan] one time he couldn’t decide whether he wanted to call spencer ‘ pretty boy ‘ or ‘ baby genius ‘ and he ended up blurting out ‘ pretty baby ‘

morgan : shut up shut up shut up shu

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Loki: he died of natural cause

Thor: you pushed him off a roof.

Loki: gravity is natural

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When Harry becomes the DADA professor, kids constantly ask him for an autograph, but he refuses, saying the only thing he’ll autograph is a detention slip. Eventually, though, he starts carrying around a stack of autographed pictures of Ginny, which he gives out when people ask for an autograph. It gets really popular, so he starts mixing it up with autographs from other people, mostly Ron and Hermione. But the students love it, so he adds more. Soon he’s giving out autographs from like fifty different people, including all the teachers at Hogwarts, and a bunch of other random people like Luna, Lee Jordan, Oliver Wood, etc. He even has some fairly rare ones from Krum and Fleur. It becomes a game in Hogwarts to collect all the autographs, like chocolate frog cards. Some of them are more limited edition than others, like signatures from all the ghosts (though Harry won’t reveal how he managed to get those). George starts to offer a discount at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes (and a prize autograph from Peeves, who will only sign Bertie Bott’s scratch-and-sniff cards) to anyone who can prove they’ve collected the whole set. Harry provides him with up-to-date lists of autographs to check against. Every Hogsmeade weekend there’s a line of Hogwarts students in WWW’s Hogsmeade branch trying to get the discount.

At some point a seventh year comes up to Harry and asks for his autograph, but not as the Savior of the Wizarding World, but because they now have the autograph of every other Hogwarts teacher and want Professor Potter’s to go with them. Harry–trying not to tear up–agrees, but only in exchange for the student’s signature. He begins offering this deal to all departing seventh years, his autograph in exchange for theirs. He tells them it’s in case they ever get famous, so he can add it as a limited edition autograph, but really he keeps them all in a big binder just for himself, to remember all his students. (A couple times, though, when a students does become famous, he will contact them and ask if they’d like to be added to the game. So far no one has said no.)

When Teddy starts at Hogwarts he begins a black market autograph trade because he has access to a lot of the people Harry gets autographs from. Harry’s other three children proudly continue the trade when they get to Hogwarts. They’re all secretly aided by Ginny.

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Happy birthday Dylan O’Brien ❤️🎊🎊🎈🎁🎉🎊

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My bias dahyun🥰

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Just had some lovely pizza🍕😋🍕

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I literally want to die rn

Like have you seen endgame I’ve been Crying my eyes out!!!!

Prepare yourselfs !!!!!!

I won’t spoil End Game for anyone, but I want you all to know that I. AM. NOT. OKAY.

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3 hours of something perfect and awful at the same time.

( please kill me I can’t deal with this)

I just saw avengers endgame and tbh with you I really want to die, it was amazing but so sad at the same time

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Star Wars rise of sky walker

Can’t wait for the movie

May the force be with you

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This is so cute

Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s

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David teaching Aidan and Emmy how to floss while Aidan looks on in Gen Z horror. Lol

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Umbrella Academy Spin-Offs

I already said I want one with Klaus and Dave in Vietnam, but I want more because literally everything thing mentioned needs to have its own series.

Eudora and Diego in a procedural cop drama where Eudora is trying to do her fucking job and Diego keeps being his adorable vigilante self. Also must have flashbacks to their time in the police academy.

Time travel show with Five, Cha Cha and Hazel. Lemme see all the period clothing and interactions with famous historical figures.

A comedy that completely ignores all of the depressing shit about Klaus and Ben. Like Me and My Ghost Brother or something. Basically Klaus getting into wacky situations and Ben judging him. Must be filled with scenes of Klaus appearing to be talking to nothing.

Obviously a show about their childhood that will be so fucking depressing but I need that shit in my life, ok?

Luther going on space adventures.

A show about Allison’s career, and steadily watching everything fall apart.

A mocumentary about the umbrella academy and where are they now? Super dramatic. Preferably voiced by John Mulaney.

An animated kids show like what they did when Allison was telling a story to Claire.

A show that’s literally a “what if they were happy and Reginald wasn’t a shitty person?” AU.

Literally just make Netflix a service just for Umbrella Academy shows.

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Awwwww

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Weird city

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