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hows darling?

Jesse: "Oh, you know, still whining."

Walter the worm: "He's the type of person you eventually learn to tune out."

Darling is sat on his bed, ranting about how he shouldn't have gotten the pole of shame because Scarlet "Prevoked him". All Jesse does is lean back in her own bed and listen to him.

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IT WAS FATHER'S DAY YESTERDAY!!!

did you guys get anything for your creators? :3

Hoon Man: "We are legally not aloud to get near either of them without getting beaten senseless soooo...Unfortunately not."

Scarlet: "BUT! You won't believe it, but my daughter got me a NEW SET OF KNIFES!! She knows what I like."

Scarlet wraps his arms around his daughter, Zipps, who returns the affection with a loose hand on his arm.

Zipps: "Mmm...You're easy to please or whatever..."

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It's pride month, you know what that means /ref

Peach: "H- huh!? Wha!? Peach pe peach pe pe peach peach...Peach Peach???? Peach?? (Do you want us to do like...Gay missions???? What??)"

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—A response from the previous ask—

“Oh, well… That’s quite anticlimactic and a bit disappointing. I was thinking it would cause some kind of mutation or act like some kind of infection that slowly takes over and reshapes someone into something inhuman, Guess there’s no point in harvesting the blood to inject into myself”

*I put the syringes back into my pocket as I make awkward eye contact between Hoon Man and Gnaws*

“I hope nobody is secretly watching us, That would put quite the reputation on my name wouldn’t it?”

*I smiled nervously as I feel like I’m coming off as a bit loony*

Hoon Man: "In that case, you must watch too many movies, because that must be one of, if not, the dumbest things I've heard this week. So truthfully stupid that it's almost commendable in a way."

[[Don't mind him, he's still a little sceptical from the needle thing.]]

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This question is for Hoon Man and Gnaws:

“Hello, I’ve been meaning to see you both for a while now and I feel like now would be the perfect opportunity to carry out my curiosities. Have you ever wondered what would happen if blood of a dopplegänger were to get mixed into a humans body? If anything were to change the individual if said blood was to course through their body… Is it fine if I were to find out for myself?”

*As I spoke I pull out two empty syringes from my pocket in a none threatening manner of course*

[[SPECIAL GUEST: OSWALD KEPPLER MY SILLY :3]]

Hoon Man: "Uhhhhh...I'm not actually sure?"

Gnaw: "Hold on, I have god's number, he'll answer it."

Gnaws pulls out her phone and dials "god"'s number into it. It only rings two times before he pick it up.

Keppler: "Hello, you've reached the general director of the D.D.D, Oswald Keppler. How may I help you?"

Gnaws: "Hey, technically dad! It's me, Gnaws. Uh- Quick question, what would happen if Doppel blood got into a human?"

Keppler: "Sw- sweetie, they'd probably be dead...You're blood's basically just embalming fluid. Yo- you guys are technically advanced undead corpses...Would that make me and Afton necromancers- I- I'm sorry, someone else is needing me, I'll probably talk to you again soon, Bye."

Oswald hung up the phone.

Gnaws: "Sooooo...It'd probably not end well."

Hoon Man: "Well, that answers that, I guess. As for the needle thing: Don't even think about it, buddy."

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Rebloging this here as well because this applies heavily to this blog

Just looked at the new steam version of TNMN (I don't have money so I can't buy it) and I need to announce something (This also applies for 100% normal humans)

Due to the fact that, in my honest opinion, it kinda sucks, I'll continue posting about my version of the lore based around the only update I can actually play (Because it's online), the nightmare mode update. Which means:

Henry's lastname in my content doesn't start with K

Oswald's design is still the one I was using before the real one was revealed

Afton isn't an implied prick

Gert is still balding

Yog and Nyogtha still have their old designs

The rest of the Steam dopples outside of Team Orange are non-existent (You'll learn about Team Orange soon, I promise)

And other things, probably

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oh, i see.

..two cant hurt! 🩹🩹 (she just. gently slaps it on top of the other one.)

-☎️

Scarlet just watches Bell as she places on the second bandaid. He pats her on the head, still retaining his weak smile.

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oh. oh goodness

..have a bandaid! 🩹 ^o^;;

-☎️

Scarlet: "Already got one from medical, but thanks anyways."

He points at the beige bandaid that covered the bridge of his nose. His nostrils were stuffed with pieces of tissue to stop the blood which stained his upper lip red, contrasting Hoon lady's previous words about doppelganger blood being teal. Scarlet smiles weakly.

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what happened to scarlet...,

-☎️

Scarlet: "He happened..."

Scarlet points over to Darling, who's arms and legs were now restrained to The Pole of Shame. The thrashing movements of Darling's body made it clear that he despised The Pole of Shame, which in L.N's previous logic meant that The Pole was doing its job right.

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SM how are you :)

[[SM?????? I'm just going to assume you mean scarlet]]

Scarlet: "My nose is still broken :("

Darling: "I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN >:("

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patcha is a ventriloquist confirmed /j

Patcha: "Hey look I'm drinking water! A-"

Patcha coughs up the water as Zipps comes to pat her on the back.

Patcha: "Thanks..."

Zipps: "Don't do that again, we don't want you dying or whatever."

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execution-?? kinda sounds to me like you were some kind of servant. im sure youre much happier here than there.. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

-☎️

Hoon Man: "Absolutely! I have friends here, a stable job that doesn't require me to memorize the exact placement of forks and knifes, a loving sister and a uniform that don't make me want to tear my skin off! That tux was ungodly itchy, especially during the summer..."

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hwoah.. hoon lore.. what exactly was that 'work' anyway?

-☎️

Hoon Man: "Housework, serving drinks to houseguests, the occasional execution, planning, stuff along those lines."

[[Ah yes, the classic "milk, eggs, bread, thermonuclear bomb".]]

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(staring intensely)......

..aww. babies. you guys look young. wheres this picture from?

-☎️

Hoon Man: "It's an old photo from my early days, when me and my sister were just reaching our adult years. I used to work for a wealthy family before I met her. The moment I found out, well, I escaped with her and we began bonding! Turns out were we separated for a long time, only really recognised her when I found out we both spoke the same Semi-mutism. If my math isn't rusty, then I'd say that I started working for the family just 6 years before the first doppelganger escaped."

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awwh.. its okay. while i cant say that what you did wasnt.. a little scary, i can forgive you ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

friendship is magic or whatever..

-☎️

Hoon Man: "Yeah, I guess you could say that!"

Peach: "Wait isn't that the name of that animated horse show-"

42: "Hey, guys, look at this cool photo I found on Hoony's table!"

The trio heads over to where 42 were standing. He was holding an old photo of what looked like Hoon Man. He was wearing a formal suit, looking at the camera in bewilderment. Next to him, holding up the camera, was someone who might've been Hoon Lady. She looked the complete opposite to him, her energetic expression and rebellious fashion choice spelling out a clear phase of anarchy. They looked younger, more unfamiliar, as if they've just met. Hoony's face went red at the sight of the photo, not from anger but rather shyness, hiding a surprised and nostalgic smirk behind his hand. His face read an amused "How did that get there?".

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nice to see you, hoon. you seem normal enough..

..(hugs!)

-☎️

Hoon Man returns the hug, gently taking Bell a few inches off the ground before carefully setting her back on the ground. He rubs the back of his neck in guilt.

Hoon Man: "I want to apologies for my actions when my friends were gone, I was desperate for someone, anyone, to be by my side and went too far. Could you find it in your heart to forgive me, dear?"

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eh, i have time, why not. lets go see him!!! ^u^

-☎️

Peach: "Ok!"

They walk with Bell to Hoon Man's apartment and knock on the door. Hoon Man opens the door, smiling warmly at the trio. It looks like he's mostly back to the way he was, his hair was slicked back loosely and the tears that stained his face had been wiped away. The only noticeably different thing about him was what he was wearing: His stained dress shirt had been swapped out with a much more comfortable and welcoming turtleneck.

Hoon Man: "Bell, Peach, 42, come in! It's a pleasure to see the three of you, it truly is."