toasterduck23
toasterduck23
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toasterduck23 · 2 days ago
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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toasterduck23 · 2 days ago
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Hi dear. I hope you are well.
I'm Salwa from Gaza🇵🇸
Asking for help is not easy. I am asking for a small donation of $100 or $200 from each person.. I need your help if you can donate to save my life and the life of my family. Every donation, even if it is small, will make a big difference in my life.🙏🙏🙏👇👇👇👇https://gofund.me/83e64f24.
My number on the list has beenverified by @gazavetters ( #179 )
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toasterduck23 · 2 days ago
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🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈
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toasterduck23 · 2 days ago
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Don't kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
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toasterduck23 · 6 days ago
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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toasterduck23 · 6 days ago
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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toasterduck23 · 26 days ago
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Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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For anyone who wants a reference, this is where the anglerfish was down the old fishmarket close!
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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This Steve
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With this Bucky
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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In Sweden we can also say "inte en susning" which roughly translates to "Not a wind whisper"
I think that also comes from hunting, like there's no way of hearing the prey or anything really, so you have no idea where to start
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To my understanding that's from hunting dog talk. A tracking dog catches a scent and starts sniffing for the direction the game animal went, so if you haven't got a scent of what the thing is, that's a way of saying you wouldn't even know where to start looking.
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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7-2 is 5 then 8+2 is 10 plus 5 is 15
20+40 is 60, plus 10 is 70 plus 5 is 75
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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silly transfem jon doodle
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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WHAT. YOU DID THIS WHITJ A HAND INJURY. ALSO WHY ARE THERE SO FEW NOTES.
Oc animation 🌟 got hand injury :( drawing these guys to cope
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