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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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tbh ur a shitposter my guy

anyways @writetrash3 @hurtspideyparker @coffeeandjuice

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

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I packed for the weekend trip my family and I are going on 🫡

@onesingularbraincell @coffeeandjuice @hurtspideyparker

tag game!!

Do this picrew of yourself, and tell me one thing you did today!

I got to say hi to all my friends and catch up on stuff after not having my phone for a week :]

@mintymooshroom @onyxofc @pandagobrr @amethysttable @theembergazer @silverdragon889 @sylki221b-of-the-shire @saltinegam @sleepywillowo0o

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rip okay parzival from ready player one? not bad but could be better tbh

@hurtspideyparker @coffeeandjuice @onesingularbraincell @ anyone else

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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I LOVE YOU GUYS

@hurtspideyparker @coffeeandjuice

reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.

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young sam wilson having a crush on james “bucky” barnes of the howling commandos during his WWII unit in school vs adult sam wilson dating and eventually marrying bucky barnes wilson…

do you see my vision

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I just rewatched the season 2 episode of what if uhh “what if captain Carter fought the hydra stomper?” and bruh

so many damn hints to peggynat like what.

marvel is just made up of a bunch of cowards bc they don’t want to have a gay canon couple. literally so many opportunities like stucky, stony, thorbruce and dude I would totally watch the shit outta something with a gay couple smh

like bro im so tired of all the straight couples I need the g a y

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imagine freshman congressman james ‘bucky’ barnes is accused of being homophobic and/or racist and he’s just like. i am married to a black man. and everyone is like “what?? who????” and he’s like “:) captain america”

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Oh this man WILL become a Wilson one way or another.

The bisexual plotting is strong with this one.

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"I am no longer the Winter Soldier. I am James 'Bucky' Barnes, and you're part of my efforts to make amends."

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🦾James Buchanan Barnes🦾

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER 2011, dir. Joe Johnston

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The incredibly annoying guy(s) with the staring problem

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Congratulations! You now have created the fandom’s most loved character!

Step 1: Establish a character filled with joy and whimsy!

Step 2: Inflict soul-crushing trauma

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you were supposed to slay the dragon. not talk to her. not understand her. and definitely not fall in love.