I shove toilet paper in toiletsI get paid to clog toilets with toilet paper
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When I talk about clogging a toilet, and I don’t mean I’m shitting in it, I mean I’m shoving as much toilet paper down that motherfucker as I can and then pushing the handle
#toilet clogger#professional toilet clogger#no toilet is safe#toilet#toilet PAPER#i don’t shit in toilets#I don’t shit at all#wait until I find the toilet paper#it’s over for you bitches
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Toilet Cloggability: 7/10
While it looks like a very cheap, and poorly constructed toilet, I would simply be having too much fun to focus on my job of clogging. However, I always finish my job and therefore, it will be clogged. Eventually.
#toilet clogger#this is a lifestyle#gimmick blog#gimmick account#i’m a professional#professional toilet clogger#toilet#get the plunger
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Toilet Cloggability: 9/10
Definitely a public toilet, so probably easy to clog. It looks like one of the nicer ones though, so I may have a bit of trouble.
#toilet#toilet clogger#no toilet is safe#I’ll find a way#watch out#professional toilet clogger#this is all a game to me
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Weird ass dream I had last night
Me: Man, I really wish Bucky was here right now.
Friend: Dude, he’s like, right behind you
Me: BUCKY BARNES??!!?
Bucky: Hey man, I missed you. Wanna watch the Halftime Show together?
Me: holy fuck um yeah (sobbing)
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why is he pissed at me??
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bro thinks I can’t see him 😭🙏
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this party sucks ass.
#liminal spaces#i don’t even know this guy lmao#he’s kind of looking at me funny#I need to take a shit
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i want to take you on a journey i just went on
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