tomneilious

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No Jessica, I don’t want to see your pussy, I want to watch community

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Vaccines don’t cause autism it’s a pyramid scheme and if anyone knows 5 neurotypical people can you please put me in contact I’m way behind

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She muppet on my movie till I do a sequel

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Came up with some concepts let me know what yall think

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Ok I’m being so for real is anyone actually purchasing and eating circus peanuts

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Who the fuck is making new tangrams

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The “mentality disabled work camp” things that rfk wants, yes, are terrifying, but also, within a millisecond of being in there I am going to be finding someone also hyper fixated on moon knight and we are committing so much property damage in the name of Khonshu

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I fell like with this whole Kanye thing people are forgetting that he died in 2018 and was replaced by a reptoid clone

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We have too many songs about “true love” and all that dumb stuff, when we will start getting songs about PURE HATRED, LIVING TO SEE THE EXCRUCIATING DEATHS OF OUR ENEMIES, FOR EVEN THROUGH THOSE 15 YEARS I DID NOT FORGET EVEN FOR A MINUTE WHY I VOWED REVENGE

Y’know, stuff like that

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Remember, political violence isn’t good, but captain America taught be to beat the shit out of nazis, and at this point I trust him more than a large majority of politicians

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Captain America has been saying this for decades

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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Shoutout to my Canadian clone I met on a trans discord like half a year ago, hope she’s doing well

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Lactose intolerance is a plot made by big water

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They call me the ant stepper on account of I’m always stepping into piles of those little guys

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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve made a drawing of mister knight in class instead of getting my work done and then brought it home to finish, I’d have 2 nickel, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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My mental state is so good that I can hear a song I’m going to cry to, bottle my emotions up for a lil bit to do my Duolingo, and then cry for 15 minutes because I’ve been bottling up my emotions and wait a second

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Just remembered I posted this and shame on you because this peak that I concocted deserved more attention

I keep getting TikTok editing trend tutorials trend tutorials and they are literally all just jump cuts, the technique that has existed for almost 129 years, why do you need a tutorial for that, are you in a silent film? Is your TikTok guest star Charlie Chaplin? Who are these for?