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So I just got this comment on my most recent Aiden/Lambert fic and this person left it anonymously therefore we have the right to laugh (we do anyways)

I have just a couple things to say about this.
1) My brother in Christ, you realize that Lambert is a fictional character, correct?
2) My brother in Christ, you realize that this pairing is TECHNICALLY not even canon, right?
3) My brother in Christ, you realize that me choosing a particular SKIN of a character does not change the actual character, right?
4) My brother in Christ, it’s FREE fanfiction.
5) My brother in Christ, it would have cost you ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to not leave this comment. In fact, you took the time to type this out, further impacting yourself and not me, correct?
6) My brother in Christ, you still READ the 10k word kinky smut all the way to the bottom just to leave this comment, correct?
7) My brother in Christ, you realize I have read the books and played the game AND watched Netflix and just chose the SKIN of Lambert I wanted, correct?
and lastly,
8) My brother in Christ, you realize the most “shallow and gross” thing here is you leaving a hate comment anonymously, correct? Say it to my face you flaccid fuck.
Anyways. The last thing I want to say is Netflix’s actor for Lambert, Paul Bullion, is an absolutely remarkable human being that I admire very deeply and would not have known about had it not been for the Netflix series. Just yesterday he competed in another triathlon to raise money for the Calm Zone, a non-profit that campaigns against “living miserably” and suicide. I want to believe that this commenter doesn’t have ill will towards the cast for working with what they had, but my brother in Christ, I took that as disrespect.
Also @just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard / @frecklesanddamane helped me write this fic so you’re attempting to insult her too and now we are laughing.
Shite like this is the reason I’ve not been posting on this account too much, which is a shame, because I actually post my writing and put myself out there unlike whomever decided to be the bastard bairn of an Anonymous Andy and Negative Nancy today.
Anyways, thanks for leaving the comment lol, good to know my fic is getting out there :)
#my brother in christ#it costs you nothing to read this fic and instead you charged yourself time to be a pissbaby#the witcher#the witcher 3#the witcher netflix#tw3 wild hunt#tw3#wiedzmin#the witcher lambert#the witcher aiden#aiden the witcher#lambert the witcher#archive of our own#ao3 writer#ao3 fanfic#hate comments#lmao fuck#fanfic writer#comments#the witcher fandom#netflix lambert#kaer morhen#kaer morons#lambert x aiden#aiden x lambert
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not me actually getting separation anxiety from Dandelion when going to a different part of the continent :(
#- Geralt probably#no but rrly me playing tw3#guys I miss him#i miss not just saving every time at the Rosemary#but actually me being surprised pikachu face when sailing to skellige took me a map away from him :(#i miss him so much#gamer struggles fr#comfort character#geralt of rivia#geralt x dandelion#geralt x jaskier#geralt z rivii#geraskier#the witcher#the witcher 3#the witcher incorrect quotes#the witcher memes#witcher incorrect quotes#witcher 3#the witcher shitpost#dandelion#gerlion#game geralt#game dandelion#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#joey batey
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I Live!!!
Hey guyyys, guess who’s back with a new account???
My main and original account that I entered the Witcher fandom with was @aegir-emblem, however I have finally gotten around to making an account JUST for Wiedzmin content to organize my life.
If you don’t remember me but were around for the Witcher/Shrek era, well…
I was this person. Soooooooo. Yeah.
But I’m back now!! Having read many of the books and finally, FINALLY gotten around to playing much of TW3!!! Yuhhhh
Anyways, I’m back, and I hope y’all are ready for more shit content
That’s all <3
#the witcher#new account#the witcher netflix#the witcher 3#tw3#tw3 wild hunt#the witcher incorrect quotes#the witcher shitpost#the witcher memes#geralt of rivia#geralt z rivii#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#geralt x dandelion#geralt x yennefer#yenralt#yennefer of vengerberg#jaskier#dandelion#dandelion the witcher
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based on recent events
#objectively I know he has saddlebags#but I love the idea of Geralt just being loaded down with broken rakes and vials#i really be risking it all for this shit#scary Witcher moment#Vials falling out of every pocket#walking into town like hello my name is- sorry I- that’s my rake sorry- oh jeez#contracts in the other hand#he needs a 3-ring binder for those contracts I stg#wiedzmin#the witcher#geralt of rivia#geralt z rivii#novigrad#the witcher memes#the witcher shitpost#the witcher fanart#loot#the witcher incorrect quotes#tw3#the witcher netflix#the witcher 3#tw3 wild hunt#game geralt#netflix geralt
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finished the boys! :3 here’s the wip with a beautiful short text When the Snow melts (I’ll be with you again) by @dont-trust-humanity
#op’s art#i’m going to cry#gerlion#geralt x dandelion#geralt x jaskier#geraskier#book!geraskier#book geralt
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