#the witcher shitpost

[ghostlylicious]

hc as julian gets older there are some things he's not allowed to consume anymore and geralt is constantly trying to save his life, like he always does ❤️ and it looks smth like this

inspired by me telling myself im not allowed to consume smth but consuming it anyways

[scringleydingleydoo]

I'd like to add on to this with a newer article that had me cackling

he fucking ATE the books.

[twistedappletree]

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[madame-helen]

[blackberrywars]

It's called using the scientific method. Question, hypothesis, experiment, record results, find some big tweezers.

[hannibard]

Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @thesecondsnowflake

for some reason this turn of phrase specifically reminds me of this still of jaskier:

text: Don't touch me! *smack* you whore!

[ma-re-zo]

Winter time hehehheheheh look at this Twink

I put negative effort into this sorry

[0dde11eth]

Aiden: so, Mr papa vesemir, I've always wondered, what Lambert was like when he was little?

Papa vesemir: I think you mean young, Lamberts always been little

Lambert: *in the rafters trying to spy* HEY!

[ghostlylicious]

i dont think geralt likes portals guys

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

we got it guys

[twistedappletree]

[talleryn]

Genre of show I’ve been watching recently:

“Hey you see that kid who is very cool and also very talented”

“Yeah why?”

“Yeah they’re like 12”

“OH WOW”

“Want to go traumatise them?”

“… yeah absolutely”

[hannibard]

Geralt: you're beautiful

Jaskier:

Jaskier: witcher eyesight mustn't be as good as the rumors say because it took you over 20 years to notice

[madame-helen]