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Conversational skill check: Work acquaintance mentions in an offhand tone with no discernible expression that they have recently lost over 20 pounds. They fail to elaborate. A response is expected.

Me, rolling a 6: …On purpose?

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you guys will reblog anything istg

this is an image with exactly 1x1 pixels. come on, reblog it. i fucking dare you.

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Premonition: negative reaction time

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new reaction image

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go white boy goooo

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Yes fish. We do.

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

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C A N E N D A R

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But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️

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Incredible, no notes.

Get rid of invasive species

-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-

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bunny

Description: An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.

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I laugh at sex jokes as an asexual because sex is a joke

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canceled my prime membership today

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Oh god. This could've been the worst superhero ever made.

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This is so awful it hurts

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Everyone say happy birthday pusheen

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Happy birthday gromit

happy birthday gromit