Actual quotes that JRPG characters must have said at some point, right? Submissions welcome! :)Sideblog of @kahran042.
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Hugo: I raised a perfectly functional son.
Leon: You have a son I don't know about?
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#tales series#tales of destiny#hugo gilchrist#leon magnus#source: modern family
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Ramza: Marquis Elmdor!? I thought you were dead!
Elmdor: I was!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quote#final fantasy series#final fantasy tactics#ramza beoulve#mesdoram elmdor#source: the simpsons#maybe fft isn't a jrpg by the strictest definition of the term#but it's close enough right?
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Magus: If you want something done right, kill Ozzie before you start.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quote#chrono series#chrono trigger#magus (chrono trigger)#source: blackadder
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Lute: The best part about wandering the Regions is getting to see so many cool monsters. Look! An Ogre! Thunder: AN OGRE?! (panics) Thunder: … Thunder: Don't DO that!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quote#saga series#saga frontier#lute#thunder#source: calvin and hobbes
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Aerith: I don’t believe in weeds. A weed is simply a flower that someone decides is in the wrong place.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quote#final fantasy series#final fantasy vii#aerith gainsborough#aeris gainsborough#that one flower girl#source: call the midwife
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Momo (to Rei): You know, Ryu gives Nina flowers. It'd be nice if you did stuff like that too. [The next day] Rei (bringing Nina flowers): Momo told me I should do this.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quote#breath of fire series#breath of fire iii#momo (breath of fire iii)#rei (breath of fire iii)#ryu x nina#rei x momo#source: tumblr
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Culgan: Prepare for trouble!
Seed: And make it double!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quote#suikoden series#suikoden ii#culgan#seed (suikoden ii)#source: pokemon
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Squall: I really can't believe you're an educator… Cid: Ehh… My job is really more administrative.
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#final fantasy series#final fantasy viii#squall leonhart#cid kramer#cid viii#source: american dad
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Katt: Who do you pick? Nina: Please make your decision. Ryu: U…uu…um…um…then…both!!! Katt and Nina: What???!!! Ryu: I'm very sorryyyyyy!!
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#breath of fire series#breath of fire ii#katt chuan#nina windia#ryu bateson#ryu x katt#ryu x nina#source: vocaloid
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Dominia: Listen, Commander, I know you don't want to hear this, but I am not so sure about Miang, I'm pretty sure she's plotting against you.
Ramsus: WHAT?! That's stupid, you're stupid!
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#xeno series#xenogears#dominia yizkor#kahran ramsus#source: a very potter musical
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Fei: In Lahan, we have a word… Bart: Had. Fei: …had a word called 'tact'.
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#xeno series#xenogears#fei fong wong#bartholomew fatima#source: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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Asellus and White Rose: arrive at a hotel Receptionist: Two queens? Asellus: Yes. And we'll need a king size.
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Random Balamb Garden student: The fact that Squall and Seifer don't have girlfriends is one of the seven wonders of this school.
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#final fantasy series#final fantasy viii#squall x seifer#squeifer#source: cardcaptor sakura
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Sabin: Squirrels… why did it have to be squirrels?
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#final fantasy series#final fantasy vi#sabin rene figaro#source: indiana jones
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Please include a source. If a submission does not include a source, it will most likely not be posted
This blog does not accept original characters, and not too often original quotes
If a quote has already been used, please do not submit it again. Everything has been properly sourced so you should be able to find it if it has been used
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Locke: This is my girlfriend Celes, and this is her girlfriend Terra.
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#final fantasy series#final fantasy vi#locke cole#locke x celes#celes x terra#source: parks and rec
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Gallows: Well, a brother is a brother, but I couldn’t have asked for a better one than Shane.
#incorrect quote#incorrect jrpg quotes#incorrect quotes#wild arms series#wild arms 3#gallows caradine#source: phineas and ferb
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