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Kylo: When are you finally going to sleep?

Hux: I scheduled a nap for a week next Thursday.

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Kylo, standing in the ruins of the throne room, holding out his hand: Do you trust me?

Rey: No!! This isn’t Aladdin!

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Hux, pointing out of a window on Starkiller: Ren, do you see that over there?  Running between the trees?

Kylo, confused: No, I don't.  What is it?

Hux, now looking directly at Kylo: It's my patience for your bantha shit, running away from me again.

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Finn: What do we say if someone disagrees with us?

Poe: That’s homophobic.

Finn: NO.

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Hux: I don’t have the energy for this.

Kylo: For what?

Hux: *gestures vaguely*

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Kylo: What are you doing?

Hux: Blackmailing you.

Kylo: Oh.

Kylo:

Kylo: I don’t like it.

Hux: I’m fairly certain you’re not supposed to.

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Kylo: I bet you haven’t done a single good deed today

Hux: That is not true at all. Just this morning I prevented a murder.

Kylo: Oh? How did you manage that?

Hux: Self control.

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Kylo: Truth or dare?

Hux: Truth.

Kylo: How many hours have you slept this week?

Hux: Dare.

Kylo: Go to sleep.

Hux: I don’t like this game.

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Hux, addressing the Finalizer: Alright, Who here believes I am dating Kylo Ren?

Hux: Ren put your hand down.

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Kylo: What’s wrong with the way I dress?

Hux: some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.

Hux: Uhh, not me though, I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

Phasma: Hux... pull it together.

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Kylo: Hey Hux.

Hux: What do you want?

Kylo: You’ve got a pretty nice face there.

Hux: Uhh...thanks?

Kylo: And some pretty nice lips.

Hux: Thank you?

Kylo: You’d look amazing sucking-

Phasma: THIS POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE HUX?

Hux: What...what’s going on?

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Poe: But how did you find me?

Finn: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: "Now, who could that be?"

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Kylo: Hux gave me a get better soon card.

Phasma: Aw that’s sweet!

Kylo: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better...

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Kylo: We’re out of cereal water.

Phasma: What?

Kylo: Cereal water.

Phasma:

Hux: He means milk. The idiot means milk.

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Hux: Oh... you. Aren't you busy? Ruining my life?

Kylo: I noticed you weren't at dinner, but I saw you tried to poison my wine. Usually when you do that it means you want to talk. What's up, are you mad at me?

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Finn: You have a face.

Poe: Uh, yeah, I do.

Finn: You have a nice face, I mean.

Poe: Thanks...I guess?

Finn: Please just accept my attempt at flirting, I have no clue what I’m doing.