totallynotaterrorist
totallynotaterrorist
alive but at what cost
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just a struggling person simping for morally gray characters
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totallynotaterrorist · 24 days ago
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Nothing is as funny to me as the fact that Mickey Milkovich fell for a skinny little top who dared to stand up to him and then Ian went through puberty and emerged as a big tall buff hunk of a man. Talk about return of investment
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totallynotaterrorist · 2 months ago
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When our professor during a lecture talked about evolution and natural resources, he more or less directly told us that to help the environment we should give up on innovation and just go apeshit and start some kind of genocide. And like. I'm not the expert, he is, so...
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totallynotaterrorist · 2 months ago
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totallynotaterrorist · 2 months ago
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I complained to my friend about my time schedule, and that I haven't found the time to eat all day. The dude stopped, and went like "Jesus fuck, I couldn't do that, I'm like addicted to food"
I think I’m still in kind of an awe of the confidence with which, when I told one girl that I have incredible trouble sleeping and that sometimes I just never fall asleep the whole night, she replied “Oh, I just couldn’t. I like sleeping too much”
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totallynotaterrorist · 2 months ago
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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
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totallynotaterrorist · 2 months ago
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Very few things bring me as much joy as some poor fuckers forgetting to watch the time on easter
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totallynotaterrorist · 3 months ago
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It's either 'You're my everything' or 'What the absolute fuck, why are you like this'. Nothing else.
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ian gallagher has two facial expressions when it comes to his husband.
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totallynotaterrorist · 3 months ago
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What is?
Fuck, it's so much scarier second time around
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totallynotaterrorist · 4 months ago
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I’m incredibly curious about the lore behind how the Milkovich kids were named. Honestly, I think the show never specified Joey and Jamie and whoever else as Mickey’s brothers, usually just referring to them or anyone else as ‘a cousin’, so lets go with what we know:
Mandy - can be just that, maybe short for Amanda? Both of those are very normal American names, no doubt about that
Mikhailo - ??? Like, I get it, the family’s supposed to have Eastern European roots (Ukrainian according to Svetlana in s4, Polish by idk who in s11 I think, but we all ignore that anyway) but where the fuck did it come from? Why would Ol’ American Terry name his kid by European name?
Iggy - from the top of my head I can think of at least 10 names this can be some form of, Ukrainian, Polish and American all together. Saw many different guesses out there, and somehow the weirdest one is his legal name is actually just Iggy
Colin - there’s no way that isn’t his full legal name. That’s it, simple, no hidden bullshit, no nicknames, and fitting enough to make the final picture of the naming traditions as confusing as possible
There’s some other a bit confusing names, but it’s not just that one pr two of them are weird, it’s that this specific combination is just wild as fuck. Also, Shameless wiki is very weird about the whole family, and the ‘Relatives’ section doesn’t add up with just about anyone, so we can add that to the mystery of it all right next to their mother, who is referred to as both dead and a runaway
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totallynotaterrorist · 4 months ago
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there are people who are scared of vaccines and then there's me, who always goes into the doctors office like shoot me up with whatever the fuck you got.
I'm a vaccine addict, I will shoot up anything, meningitis, flu, tetanus, just give me the chemicals.
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totallynotaterrorist · 5 months ago
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@/jadeditor on the tikkytok app
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totallynotaterrorist · 5 months ago
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straight man: *speaks*
me and the only other gay person in class:
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totallynotaterrorist · 6 months ago
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Just found out that majority of food allergies are caused by the allergen molecule resembling one specific molecule from pollen, so anaphylactic shock is basically that body sees tomato and goes “fucking pollen, TIME TO DIE”
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totallynotaterrorist · 6 months ago
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You know that thing where you accidentally put a cup of something just out of reach, and then you accidentally take a sip from the cup next to it? Just happened to me.
On a completely unrelated note, I now know exactly where I will NOT be putting my bigass candle anymore.
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totallynotaterrorist · 7 months ago
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THE couple of all time
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totallynotaterrorist · 7 months ago
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totallynotaterrorist · 7 months ago
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To me not a hot take at all. By s4/5, Ian was the one who got more hurt by Mickey in their relationship (being denied and rejected, being treated as a mistress, all around insecurities created by the bipolar), so of course Ian had more insecurities created by those circumstances.
When s10/11 starts, shit that happened in between s5 and s10 mainly hurt Mickey (break up, prison, being left at the border, maybe even being left at the city hall) and so while Ian, being around Mickey feels more and more that their relationship is stable, Mickey is now aware of just how easily Ian can hurt him.
probably a very hot take but i think an issue gallavich runs into with communication over time (one of many) is that ian is the most sure of their relationship seasons 10 and 11 especially post marriage and mickey was the most sure of their relationship end of season 4/beginning of season 5
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