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Okay so imma make a troll based on poll results, I'll give each poll 7 days to complete, vote, like and reblog we'll go one at a time with these things

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Someone on my last post asked where was Scooby and they were so right so here’s the fucking dog ever

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Shout out to that one ancient Greek dude who thought semen came from the brain down from the spine to the balls during the deed

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#whitewomantears

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this needed to be said. allies need to stop overstepping their boundaries. you are a guest in these communities. do not take the attention from them. and stop praising other allies, for being decent humans. 

instead of praise straight white people for being ok, give your support to this who need it, the affected communities.

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keep forgetting I have an assigned gender. blows my mind every time. utterly wild. crazy world we live in

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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— Trista Mateer, “Peaches”

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

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i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

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Testing new photoshop brushes w one of my favorite bot thot convos

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i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

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Cozy Homemade Creamer

Best enjoyed during Autumn but I drink this year round

1. Coffee of your choosing I think this best goes with any sort of nutty or mild coffee. I typically use Green Mountain's butter pecan coffee

2. A dash of cinnamon

3. A dash of Nutmeg

3. Honey to taste, for a vegan option I've used agave nectar

4. Sugar to taste

5. Evaporated milk or you can use oat milk for a vegan option. Not too much if you're using evaporated milk as it's creamier than regular creamer unless you want to of course (:

6. (optional) I top mine with just a bit of heavy whipping cream that I foamed up

Stir all of this with whatever measurements to your liking! I've just found this to be a good option if you've run out of your regular creamer and may have these sitting around or if you want a nice cozy caffeinated drink.

If you use this let me know if you like it! Hope you enjoy <3

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bye imma move into a hut and become a forest witch 🧙‍♀️