trans-meowsculine

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eat of my body (burger) and drink of my blood (lukewarm bud light)

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our father, who art in chicago,

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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the brass ring of unimaginable swag, 2025

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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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(via)

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i will continue to embarrass myself on tumblr whether i like it or not

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Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.

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uwu im so eepy now, im gonna grab a blankie and hug my plushie so we can eep together <3

whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

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You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

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Automatically avoiding foods in video games because you're allergic to them in real life, before realizing how stupid you sound and then shoving all the food in your face immediately just because you can

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im so getting that house and im ready to fight anyone over it, this is the best thing ever lol thank you for the tag :3 tagging: @dahvampire @theunmarkedtombstone @goofy-goblins @tyrannosaurme @iiphides @a-little-buggy @six-raccoons @silvereyesofelivostis @rude-occurrence @sunlithauntings @eatin-bread-n-cryin @hyperobsession @krowdrawscomics @cheshires-wonderland @peeperss and anyone else who wants to join :3

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.