transgender-wizard

[transgender-wizard]

dont play defense

[transgender-wizard]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[transgender-wizard]

IT'S PRIDE MONTH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

I CAST

Trans

Gender

ON EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

[transgender-wizard]

Mr EvilWizard did you cast a plague of locusts onto the first floor campus bathrooms or was that someone else

@the-locusts was that us?

[transgender-wizard]

Arriving at my new wizard tower only to discover that when the real estate listing said "great and terrible", it meant not "impressive and horrifying", but "large and shitty".

[transgender-wizard]

aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is

[transgender-wizard]

Necromancy is my third favorite hobby. Few things bring more joy than raising someone from the dead for the sole purpose of annoying them :)

[transgender-wizard]

You have The Wizard Council’s approval to buy a little treat for yourself today

[transgender-wizard]

inspired by something a buddy of mine said in call

[transgender-wizard]

Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium

[transgender-wizard]

thank you hatsune miku............

[transgender-wizard]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[transgender-wizard]

TRANSGENDER BLAST FROM MY TRANSGENDER CAST!

[transgender-wizard]

[transgender-wizard]

little wizardposting on this fine morning

[transgender-wizard]

Mutuals come play blanket fort with me

[transgender-wizard]

terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve