suspiciouscrewmate
suspiciouscrewmate
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21- he/him - God is not real, but you are. Shine your light of creation upon the world.
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suspiciouscrewmate 1 month ago
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Who up jacking they smith?馃憖
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Beat Dudley day 1 in 5hrs flat
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suspiciouscrewmate 2 months ago
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i regret nothing
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suspiciouscrewmate 3 months ago
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suspiciouscrewmate 5 months ago
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suspiciouscrewmate 5 months ago
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Today I found out that I鈥檝e been misspelling woah my entire life and it鈥檚 supposed to be whoa.
I don鈥檛 plan on changing. I鈥檓 not wrong, I鈥檓 an early adopter of what will eventually be the modern spelling.
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suspiciouscrewmate 6 months ago
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>I freak out because I haven鈥檛 posted in months
>I rush to throw together a chapter or story and post it asap
>I鈥檓 so overwhelmingly embarrassed at my unpolished work that I can鈥檛 even bring myself to open it again
>I willingly let myself be distracted by other things in the meantime
>Cycle repeat
This, kids, is how you end up with a comically pitiful 12k words posted in a year.
I need to build healthier relationships with writing and posting in order for this to be more consistent and enjoyable.
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suspiciouscrewmate 6 months ago
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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 馃コ (I think I鈥檓 2 days late馃拃)
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suspiciouscrewmate 6 months ago
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This is absolutely insane I love it
But why is Tohru 3 feet tall馃槶
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Merry Christmas and a happy new year馃挌
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suspiciouscrewmate 6 months ago
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Crackfic where a muggle-born railfan gets accepted to Hogwarts and starts genuinely fucking tweaking during the journey because WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS HALL CLASS STARTED SERVICE A HUNDRED YEARS BEFORE IT WAS INVENTED
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suspiciouscrewmate 6 months ago
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suspiciouscrewmate 7 months ago
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suspiciouscrewmate 7 months ago
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Jumbo shrimp is not an oxymoron I will die on this hill
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suspiciouscrewmate 7 months ago
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they had the worst family reunion ever happy thanksgiving yall
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suspiciouscrewmate 7 months ago
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Fucking called it holy shit
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Idgaf what Spotify wrapped says this is already my most listened song oat and I only found it 4 days ago
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suspiciouscrewmate 7 months ago
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Wondering if anyone is going to have the guts to out themselves by calling out the bd sticker on someone鈥檚 computer in my income tax class
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suspiciouscrewmate 7 months ago
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Please do chi-yu N and my pokemon brainrot will be complete
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suspiciouscrewmate 8 months ago
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New pfp who dis
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