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The Signs as This Post:

the dog: Aries, Cancer, Leo, Aquarius

gotchi: Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

buhbuhraydudley: Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

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Actual Trash Astrology

in honor of my blog name I figured I should make this happen so anyway here you go. find yourselves and the keys to your own happiness~

black garbage bag: you’re going to have a pretty good day. Not great, not bad, but pretty good.

overflowing trash can: you have too much on your plate right now. Take some time for yourself.

just trash on the street, aka litter: you’re doing well today. Maybe you should find a better place to reside, but other than that you’re good.

dump truck: look at you, cleaning up other peoples’ messes. Way to go.

brand new trash can: you have such potential.

me: stop screaming. you’re going to get through this.

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Halloween is coming

(Linda Belcher’s Halloween Song) Kids are tricking: Aries, Gemini, Cancer

Kids are treating: Taurus, Libra, Aquarius

Ghosts are gonna spook: Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Pumpkins gonna pump: Leo, Capricorn, Pisces

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The signs and their cell phones

Uses it most for social media, must know what the hell is going on: Cancer, Aries, Leo,

Always talking up a storm: Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra

Phone battery is drained most of the day: Virgo, Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

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My favorite aesthetic. I hope it never ends. 

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Earth paw

Fire paw

Air paw

Water paw

I have water hands

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how the signs decorate for halloween

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius 

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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the signs as dogs in halloween costumes

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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the signs as pumpkin flavored bullshit

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius 

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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THE SIGNS AS GAVIN MEMES

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra: 

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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Compatibility of a Virgo sun//Pisces moon//Scorpio Venus//Cancer Mars & Taurus sun//Virgo moon//Gemini Venus//Aries Mars? Apologies in advance if you don't do compatibility! Hope you have a wonderful day xx

Here are the rules of compatibility~ 10/10, would recommend

And thank you, sweetheart. I hope you have a wonderful day as well. 

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the signs as "sexy” halloween costumes

Aries - Sexy Olaf

Taurus - Sexy Harambe 

Gemini - Sexy Cultural Appropriation 

Cancer - Sexy Big Bird

Leo - Sexy Unicorn

Virgo - Sexy Scrabble

Libra - Sexy Night Stand

Scorpio - Sexy Police Brutality 

Sagittarius - Sexy Ebola Nurse 

Capricorn - Sexy Carrot

Aquarius - Sexy Donald Trump

Pisces - Sexy Gandalf 

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the signs as cats in halloween costumes

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn 

Aquarius

Pisces

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the signs as these dogs:

idk they are all gr8 dogs, the signs are all gr8, you are all gr8, have a gr8 day

Reblog for a smile ❤

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the signs as this post

coltre: Taurus, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra

tenpmtofour: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Pisces

if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again

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Thoughts on the compatibility of a libra sun/leo moon/scorpio venus(f) and a sagittarius sun/gemini moon/scorpio venus(m)??

Yes of course, my sweet little chickadee. See this post for more details about compatibility. 

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I’m crying.