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I don’t believe in “real life” soulmates, I think it’s why I love the trope so much.

That being said, I do believe that there are infinite numbers of people that you can and will fall in love with in a life time. Sometimes that love will burn hot and die quickly, sometimes you will barely grasp it before it’s yanked from your reach, and other times you’ll find it right in front of your face and wondering how you missed it. Some of that love is meant to be temporary, some of that love will return to you, and sometimes you realize what you have the moment you have it and you never have to let it go (that’s less common IMO, all the good healthy relationships I know in my life include a moment of the two individuals needing time to grow independently, this is especially true for relationships that started between teenagers.)

I like to believe that if Naruto and Sasuke were a real life love story, it would have been something like, young love that is let go and then found again later in life (Sasuke does have to leave the village in order to grow up, it’s canon 😉).

I may be a little bias, because that is my love story. The person I am with now in my 30s is the same person I was with as an 18 year old. We didn’t talk for nearly 15 years, but when we reconnected, it was like I was experiencing the love that I had yanked away from me over a decade ago. But it was different. Refined like a good quality wine, left in a barrel to be rediscovered and savored.

I don’t believe in soulmates, but I do believe in finding someone that compliments you in a way that is unique entirely to that relationship. I’m grateful for the love I experience between the time me and my partner had apart, but I think it’s what makes this love so much richer. I knew them as a child and now I know them as an adult, and while we didn’t grow together we still managed to grow in the same direction.

We sometimes have misunderstandings and we sometimes hurt each others feelings, but there is a core of mutual respect and desire to care for one another and that’s more valuable than a lot of people are willing to give credit to. When you find your person, they will inspire you to be the best version of yourself. That includes recognizing that mistakes happen and choosing to love that person even when you two are arguing with each other. (This is not an endorsement to tolerate bad behavior, a healthy relationship is built upon healthy communication, respect, and beliefs. As someone really smart once asked me, how can someone love you if they don’t believe you deserve basic human rights?)

Anyway. Off my soapbox.

You will one day find your Naruto/Sasuke because while that person may not have been created as your soulmate by a moon god, there is still someone in this world that managed to grow in the same direction you did.

does anyone else consume stuff about naruto and sasuke and get genuinely sad because. like lets be real. there is nobody on earth that exists that is your other half like THEY are their other halves. Not someone who understands or whatever. Just any one capable of harboring that much love for someone else. thats just. thats not happening. unless uh. any of yall folks on tumblr fw the color orange? who personally wear lots of blue? anyone?

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It’s been a while since I fell into Gundam Wing hell, maybe I should binge watch it over the weekend.

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Naruto kissing Sasuke's hand

Artist: https://m.weibo.cn/status/NdkwmgNJi?jumpfrom=weibocom

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The crossover I didn’t know I needed. Do I suddenly ship Inukoga(Sasunaru)??

코우가 이누야샤 ver.

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Naruto licking Sasuke’s [REDACTED]: I want you to think about how close my teeth are to your sensitive balls whenever I am between your legs.

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Final chapter of ID10T Error has been released!

For those of you who like to read completed works rather than in-completes now is your chance. 😉

Bonus (naughty) extended chapters are tacked onto the series separately, so my fellow trashlords can get their daily dosage as needed. 😘

Link and summary below cut!

ID10T Error

(18405 words) by channilingus

Chapters: 16/16

Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Mature (for language)

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke

Additional Tags: alternative universe, Slice of Life, Bad Temper!Sasuke, Idiot!Naruto, Idiots in Love, Naruto just wants Sasuke's attention, Uchiha Sasuke Has Issues, Banter, Naruto that's not how you flirt, Humorous Sabotage

Summary:

He toes the switch on the surge protector and it glows orange. He shifts back, hits the power button on the computer— success

“Whoa! It’s like magic!” The stupidest P.h.D-owner Sasuke has ever met, says.

‘4 years of college, 3 IT certifications, 6 years of IT experience, all to learn how to turn on a surge protector. What fucking magic.’

OR

Sasuke works in the IT department at a small university. Naruto is a professor at the university, who seems to always have computer problems!

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Page 50! Or 891 - 1000 of 8,022 fanfictions (as of this point). The repo grows daily but never by more than 10ish new fanfictions I’d estimate, so I’ve been going back to the first page every few days to catch new releases then returning to the depths to dig further.

My filter criteria is for completed fics only….. maybe I should make myself go through the in-completes next.

Oh and I’m not reading every single one, I still have tags I avoid too so those are being skipped.

I’ve been casually attempting to go through all 400+ pages of sasunaru fanfics on AO3.

Don’t ask me what tasks I am avoid, I don’t need that kind of negativity.

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I’ve been casually attempting to go through all 400+ pages of sasunaru fanfics on AO3.

Don’t ask me what tasks I am avoiding, I don’t need that kind of negativity.

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IT guy sasuke who just tells u to try turning ur computer on and off

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They really did this boy dirty.

Funny how Sasuke grew up and became Severus Snape

I mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The irony of having to unfollow a Sasuke stan account for genocide apologist/islamophobic statements is not lost on me.

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Posted my first Extended Scene (NSFW) for my sns fanfic ID10T Error!

ID10T Error has 3 more chapters before it is finished, and this extended scene is set after Chapter 2!

If you don’t like reading NSFW content, ID10T Error is completely SFW!

Link for ID10T Error:

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All of the above as well as…

I'm this old.

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The next lines are also *chef kiss*.

“His was like the warmth I once got from my family.”

“It made me feel like I truly exist in the world.”

uchiha sasuke says shit like this. and yet, you want to make me believe that he is not gay for naruto?

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Hey!!

Here are my five most recent SNS ff bookmarks! Fair warning I just grabbed the most recent ones so this is a mix of SFW and NSFW fics, all finished within the last ~4ish months.

And here is my shameless self plug for my current SNS fic 😉 (WIP)

Hey! SNS community. Please rec some of your favorite sns fanfiction... It's been too long since I read something sasnar related