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What... are you?

Uh... A Lancer?

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It's so good

>talking to my friend about my Mecha ideas because God damn do I be playing Armored Core 6

>I bring up BattleTech cuz that's the only Tabletop Mecha game I know cuz god damn did I rock that MechWarrior back in the day

>"BattleTech and Lancer are both mecha style TTRPG's that I've heard of"

>what is lancer?

>he thought I already knew about it

>I did not know about it

>looks up some stuff

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH I'M IN I'M SO IN

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One of the characters in a campaign I ran was an adherent of Ra and their player actually wrote a bunch of "bible" esque verses about RA and then they saw this meme and actually did this

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This happened to my buddy Eric once

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Calor did a total of 1 Lancillion damage

True story from final operation winter scar session yesterday

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Me and my group of nerd friends finally finished operation winter scar + solstice rain

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True story from final operation winter scar session yesterday

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Ugh

Nearly finished all of my LL^ paperwork, just gotta figure out what to do with my licence. I've had my eye on SSC's reactive weave for a while... Not sure how CYCLOPS'S nanites will react to it though.

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exploring the concept of omninet streaming for the "By Star and Melody" Lancer supplement

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A very neutral presentation of all three options, right? How politically neutral of you.

Also why the FUCK isn't there an option for the shore joining Union?

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I think it started with them trying to run DOOM on it? Then it just kind of snowballed.

got into lancer recently

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Is... is this what Endiku pilots act like?

I'm goin' feral. Straight fuckin' slapstick. Fuck it, the only weapons I use are claws. I keep the squad with me just so I can structure 'em myself before I Go Loud. Put me in the ring, I will solo your named Ultra and half their army like this shit was Armored Core. Haters say I lost my humanity, they lost their fuckin' lives. That's just the numbers. Yeah, sure, I got a handler, he handles the lawyers and I handle the opps.

I am them, I will continue to be them, last time I died it was from pulmonary thembolism. The fury within me would burst your body at the seams, punk. I'm hitting combat stims so heinous that I have to get organ transplants every six months. Occasionally I grieve for the person I once was; I do not have a punchline for that one. Smokin' straight existential horror, I do not fear death because I am ready to leave this life behind. Haters can't see my inner turmoil behind these Lux-Iconic Louis Vuitton antiphotonic trueblack shades, I got 'em avoiding eye contact.

This shit is everything to me, man

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One of my Lance mates installed a full on library of games so they could do precisely this when their mech got destroyed but not blown up. (This was a very common occurrence for them.)

got into lancer recently

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Didn't put that much thought into naming my BALOR PG. Had one really bright "eye", so I called it Cyclops.

Question: how much meaning do you guys put behind the name of your mech?

I ask because I was discussing this with Highground. Apparently our Everest pilot pulled her mech's name out of a hat, while I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum—Dawn Always Comes has three meanings behind it ("Dawn Always Comes" as in "hope springs eternal", as in "you cannot hide from my missiles", and as in "you will see tomorrow").

|| KARATEKA ||

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... Incident?

yes the incident is already being talked about on safety engineering omninet

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You might be able to tweak the Balor's nanites to ignore the pilot and just eat the chassis, but the Gorgon? Yeah, I don't think there's a way around that.

Do people seriously pilot the hardcore HORUS shit in pankrati?

No, seriously, am I gonna wake up one ‘a these days and see I been put up against a fuckin’ Manticore? Or, fuck, a Gorgon? Do people in the Baronies actually pilot that shit?

I just… the KCC got me thinkin’. It’s fuckin’ terrifying thinkin’ that one day I’d have to face down one ‘a those motherfuckers in the arena. I had enough on the Shore.

Look, I talk a lotta shit in the arena, I’m a pretty damn good pankrati, there’s no fuckin’ way in heaven, earth, or hell I’m fightin�� if the other guy rocks up with some fucked up and evil shit. Even if I wanted to I think it’d exacerbate my symptoms enough we’d have a repeat of the Leviathan Heavy Assault Cannon Incident.

-Han Jae-

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Doth thine hubris come back to bite you in thine own arse?

I swear to RA the way you ktb fuckers talk is so funny

The Karrakin Cavalry College board would like to announce that students can now face disciplinary action for being mean to college staff online : (