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Me walking into jury duty on my first murder case

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Can’t believe they t-posed on us like that

WAIT

ENHANCE

OH

OH NO.

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A story in three parts:

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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

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brock and the gang telling stantler to fuck off

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Elon Thinskin

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

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I honestly thought this was a rendering of a Mario Kart course

Seychelles

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Hi

So uh... I guess I’m here unless another billionaire decides to fuck shit up

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...are you there?

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Weezing

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When people test me even though I’m short as fuck

Name of this tiny weapon?

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