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If you really loved those Dr. Seuss’ books...you would already have them. They have just stopped making them. 🙄
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It took a random to guy to tell me I looked at him with so much love to make me realize, I did love you...with all my heart. 😪
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If you call it your apartment one more time, it’s gonna be your apartment and I’m gonna leave! -Yara
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I think he is cool but he has that American psycho vibes...idk I’m kinda into it. Murder me please 😅😅
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Listen guys,
I’m gonna need a full 24 hour notice before a hook up...it’s winter...I need to time to shave EVERYTHING
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Making it super easy...and he still acts like he don’t want to fuck
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Breathing in your bad breath in a mask has the same unpleasant and pleasant smell feeling like smelling your own farts.
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Real question is James and Robert Welsh the same person?
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Dear Pelosi,
Just say you are sorry and we can get over this.
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Can you go on a hunger strike against yourself?
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Maybe just maybe...guys do like to eat pussy 🤔
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Does everyone say “And I’m like...” or is it just everyone I know? 🧐
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