#90 day fiance

[beemovieerotica]

love/hate watching 90 day fiance "the other way" because you get to see americans fully living in foreign countries for 1+ year or dating their partner for up to 5 and they still cannot manage the most bare bones conversation in their partner's native language and are sitting there like sentient rocks during important family conversations going "what did he say? what did she say?" like you don't think this maybe has something to do with why your relationship is crumbling. lol. lmao.

[imeverywoman420]

90 day fiance episode

Woman from other country: if you provide me with x y and z we can get married and try for a couple kids and i’ll give being attracted to you my honest to god best effort. I don’t feel any sparks for you but you seem like a good provider and i think i could grow to see you as a friend i kiss on the cheek sometimes. You promise you have a million dollars and can provide for me?

american man: YES pls come to american🥰😍😍

She arrives in america and he lives in a tent in the woods with his mom and 10 cats

her: I HATE YOU!!! YOU LIE TO ME

him: How Could She Do This To Me

[biiguru]

[legobabyofficial]

sometimes I really feel bad abt the fact that I watch so much reality TV, especially 90 Day Fiance. it's such a bad show. ethically and artistically. it melts my brain. I should stop. But tonight I watched a disgusting man make three people puke at once by pretending to perform a rimjob on a flower. it was euphoric. ascendant. reality TV distilled into its purest form. and you just can't get that kind of content from a scripted show, folks,

[music-for-them-asses]

This couple on 90 Day Fiancé season 7, who doesn't speak the other's language, is absolutely driving me insane. How can you know you love someone if you can't have deep, meaningful conversations with each other?? Also: If you love someone, wouldn't you TRY TO LEARN THEIR GODDAMN LANGUAGE??????????

(I skipped the end of season 6 because I hated all of the couples and looked up to see if they stayed together or not. All but 2 couples are divorced lmfao)

[aeliagioia]

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[dimyristoylphosphatidylcholines]

INTRO

My name is Ollie/Oliver. I use he/she pronouns but I like he/him better. I'm 18. I'm now going to talk about myself.

I'm autistic. I'm medically diagnosed but I don't think that self-diagnosis is invalid like that's stupid what.

I am transmasculine and nonbinary. Very socially dysphoric and somewhat body dysphoric, but I love my tig ol manbitties.

I'm a lesbian. I will call myself a dyke a whole lot, but I'll tag that so dw.

I love love love love worms! The classic earthworm is my favorite.

I'm a theatre kid and proud of it.

I like MLP, Teen Titans, Owl House, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, and SpongeBob.

I also love shitty reality TV. 90 Day Fiance, RuPaul's Drag Race, and Hell's Kitchen my beloved.

My favorite musicians are My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy, but I also enjoy Green Day, Weezer, Arctic Monkeys, Jack Off Jill, System Of A Down, The Dresden Dolls, Meet Me @ The Alter, Paramore, and Foo Fighters!

Bigots of any kind get off my blog. You're not and will never be welcome.

My favorite movies are But I'm A Cheerleader, Shrek, Shrek 2, and Heathers.

I read Danger Days comics and Sparklecare Hospital.

I ate cringe culture and puked it out.

[artemisia-black]

90 day fiancé: the last resort- is peak trash tv. Honestly the therapists need to tell them all to break up.

Also the knockoff White Lotus theme is everything

[luckydiorxoxo]

I was watching 90 day fiancé: the other way and people are crazy. I don't know how they do it!

[dasistblod]

Natalie been on 90 day fiance shows for years and we just now in 2024 learn that she had two husbands before she was on the show? Tried to have a kid via IVF? Joined a convent after her second husband??? Excuse me what??

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

Get to Know You

thank you @yallwildinrn and @justabigoldnerd for the tags!! love u both💕💕

Last song I listened to: Love Bites - Def Leppard (with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra)

Currently reading: nothing rn lol. Mainly rereading my own writing as a form of editing and focusing on school work.

Currently watching: 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?

Currently obsessed with: The Man From UNCLE 2015

no pressure tagging @pippinoftheshire and anyone else who'd like to do this!💕

[imeverywoman420]

Lifehack: if you cant stream 90 day fiance and you dont feel like pirating it. Just look up Psychology in seattle 90 day fiance on youtube. Dr kirk honda has a very calming neutral presence and shows a LOT of clips from the show and gives you timelines. You can watch the whole nicole and azan storyline.

[enchanted-moura]

Colombia and Eastern Europe isn't the place for "submissive" women lmao

Those women know how to finesse men with their eyes closed

But I enjoy the shenanigans 😂😂😂😭

[penut-salad]

Do you think president snow would have disliked 90 day fiancé?

[smugraccoon137]

90 Day Fiancé Contestant Archetypes

The Mom: She actually seems like a good mom, but she is totally about to ruin her kids lives so she can get some young dick

The Love Birds: Both peoples first time falling in love. Convinced nothing bad could happen at all. No concept of how the world works

The Lonely Guy: The man who can’t convince anyone to love him so he goes to another country to buy a wife. Even if he doesn’t have any money. Usually lies by omission A LOT

The Racist Guy: A guy who literally bought a mail order bride for the sole reason of fucking and being his maid. Usually has a Oedipus complex and is super racist

The Youngest Daughter/Son: Usually a good kid who is overshadowed by how horrible their family is. Almost always midwestern. They are open minded while their families are generally either conservative in thought or just super racist

The Young Mom: A woman who had a kid very young, but has not matured herself. She is selfish and often bullies those around her, including her family and chosen mate. Usually manipulates her partner by using their child.

The Boytoy Complex: A woman who is so controlling its ruined every relationship she’s ever been in. She usually ends up with a young man who she can easily influence and tell what to do. Usually harsher restrictions apply to her partner than to herself

The Quiet Guy: The guy who comes to a new country and expects to be catered to 100%. Usually very sexist. Silently expects his new partner to convert to his religion

The “Gold Digger”: The woman who is honest about what she expects. And tells her partner up front that if they can’t afford her then she won’t be with them. Usually has big dreams of modeling. Often ends up with The Lonely Guy

There are probably more, but these are the first ones I could think of