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you got that rite.... 😤😤😤

How to be a Real Trans Boy™ as shown in trumeds transpho- I mean completely acurrate & should be followed caricatures!

- Have short hair. Like that stereotypical guy haircut yknow? Have brown hair too. Idk why it’s always brown

- Be skinny but!! We’re not fatphobic it’s just those nasty tucutes tend to be fat so :^/

- Be white apparently. But I swear we’re not racist I swear-

- Wear a hoodie. Either black or gray that’s ur only choices

- Wear jeans & basic ass shoes. If I so much as see a skirt anywhere near you-

- Never dye your hair anything but a natural color. Especially like pink cause that’s a girl’s color & you’re trying to pass

- Wear! a! binder! I don’t care if you have health problems or can’t afford/get one or just plain old think they’re not comfortable. It’s doesn’t matter. Wear one or ur a filthy trender. Your titties should be non existent.

- Don’t wear ANY pride merch, especially not trans stuff. God forbid anyone knows you’re not cishet. Cause if the real cishets find out you’re not one of them they’ll tell the church & you’ll be a trender who is single handedly causing the oppression of all trans people.

- Give your entire ass to cis people in hopes that they’ll respect you. God please cissies just give me attention I beg-

- Oh yeah & have intense dysphoria even tho that’s already been proven wrong lol

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GET IT RIGHT TUCUTES!!!!! 😤😤😤

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ur so original and clever thanks for ur intelligence fellow Tru Tran 😤😤😤

Um this is what peak trans looks like um if u look like the right ur a trender no tit allowed,,,

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hhhhkjnbhfmnrrg

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jeff x kaedyn otp

IM A GOOD HETEROSEXUAL BOY HOW DARE YOU IMPL

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what if i dye my hair like,,, a natural color.

u win this time, trenders...,,,,,

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haha im so much cooler than those trenders who actually have a sense of fashion

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stop appropriating Tru Transsexualism!!!!!!!!!!!

>:(((

Hgsgg

Oh no, somthn is happening

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jeff i main a girl in smash am i a trender now 🤔😣😤😖😩 (jokes aside this is the funniest fucking shit i've ever seen keep it up ily)

ur a trender go dye ur hair to complete the look 😫😫😫

// gjjhgf thanks alot i try //

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im fuckign crying i love this blog

// gujgyfgdd thank u i try //

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I WENT SUPER SAIYAN BECAUSE YUO ANGERED ME HCGXDDYSGHZF

// sorry for taking so long, @senorwoofers1716 !!! //

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checkmate sjws gjjfgsgklhklvhfg

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Jeff u singlehandedly killed me, a trender, of laughter u did it u cured transphobia (I’m fuckig dying man)

g o o d

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hgbnjjkkgjhgmmnh i can spot a trender from 3 miles away bc i know all gnc ppl are trenders

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whats soothouse and why is it a transmed thing

// oh, its not actually a transmed thing! its just a youtube channel that i happened to watch while i was drawing! sorry for the confusion haha //

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real transes watch soothouse

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its true, thats what i wear everyday to be seen as a divine cisgenderederedered 😤😤😤

Why do tr*meds hate bright colors so much

Or any colors

Anytime they draw their ugly ass caricatures, the ‘trender’ is always wearing bright happy colors or pretty pastels and the ‘real trans boy’ always is like in gray and black and brown. Like only those three colors are allowed apparently. MAYBE navy blue. Like what’s so fucking girly about colors??