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the answer is… yes but it has to be in a clear container!

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it was a tsa pat-down

is it a seizure or is it just recaling a questionable action i did few years ago, we will never know

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at the airport bar the woman next to me asked if they had jager and when told they didn’t she opted for a single shot of fireball instead

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chocolate = ✅

edibles = ❌

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NO YOU CAN NOT BRING RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP MOTHERFUCKER

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welcome to the one place that you can not get away with things by saying that you’re high.

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Heading to the airport for the first time in my adult life. Is it normal for me to be afraid that I'm accidentally sneaking a bomb up my coochie or something?

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At least tell us if you’re bringing an Ouija board instead of giving us a nice little x-ray surprise.

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had the best experience at tsa yesterday. I have a little he/him sticker on my laptop, and when the agent saw it, she apologized for misgendering me. shout out to that tsa agent and that tsa agent only

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Gate agent at the airport asked my reason for travel. Apparently, “bloody vengeance” is the kind of answer that gets you sent through the TSA again and gets your wand confiscated.

Well, at least the wand they could find 😏

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listen there is technically no rule about feeding your small children candy before the flight but please…

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We don’t like Kristi Noem, either.

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I wonder if I could buy a patch of air and tax anyone going through it

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“just because it fits” doesn’t mean that you can bring the whole bottle through security.