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I saw a game show where the attending musicians could win different jobs, like captain or train driver.

Plenty won pilots.

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I had a time in my life when I loved the Arctic Monkeys. Yesterday I remembered there was a web page I made as a fan. I revisited it.

I was disappointed! I went back to

505 - Page not found

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I have a queue of bad jokes in my head.

...

Now we have to wait for the pun line.

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The Arctic Monkeys told me they had a bad joke for me.

Do I Wanna Know ?

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I have a new cow from Canada.

It moose.

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Level of concert.

Memphis // The Bandito Tour

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Freddie Mercury and Hephaistos work together to end summer.

They are bringing the Hammer to Fall

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Waistland, baby!

Hear me out!

I decided to expand to other non-TwentyOnePilots-musicians.

I'll take requests, just suggest someone etc.

To start of:

How does Hozier call your hips?

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Hear me out!

I decided to expand to other non-TwentyOnePilots-musicians.

I'll take requests, just suggest someone etc.

To start of:

How does Hozier call your hips?

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I cannot sing. I'm a

Lame boy

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What's for me to drive away with?

A. Car

B. Torch

C. Death

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Haven't heard about it in quite some time. Maybe it's dead. Maybe not. I'm not a biologist or someone who thinks about life and stuff.

bending laws of physics is easy for us 

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I'm in for the Yucca!

i’m researching moths

and there is this beautiful article on why butterflies are just their overrated cousins:

also, because I had to learn this, you have to know as well:

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Why does Tyler Joseph go to sleep?

For rest

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Can you please motivate me to do this as well?? I haven't written a single word and the letter-to-answer lies next to me all day.

I started answering a letter from a friend and after three hours of writing I'm now on page seven of my letter and only halfway through her letter. this will be a fucking novella by the time I'm finished.

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There is a reason physicists don't talk about cats.

bending laws of physics is easy for us