twohandsforeevee

[twohandsforeevee]

Cali here

Eevee hasnt retyrned in two dsys.

The foster workers at the rsnch have been csring for us.

She tiok my big brother Midnight (Umbreon) for a bightine read in the dorest. Nether have returned. Guess i own blaog until then.

But im worrifed.

Eevee mever go poof in woods with Midnight. She knows woods we pley there a lot.

But untik thrn, mh blog i guess.

[twohandsforeevee]

I am recovering from being sick, in the woods, in rural Kalos. I'm sorry but I'm sending you positive vibes and strength. It's all I can do.

Soup with legendaries this, soup that, legendaries everything.

I'm just in the forest in Kalos reading under the stars because I've been inside sick for too long. I'm going to sit here, try and read, and ignore everything around me because nothing ever goes wrong reading at night.

By ignore everything I mean it, even the twig snapping close by, its probably just a Pokemon, right? Right. No worries. I've done this before it's only ever ended well.

[twohandsforeevee]

Soup with legendaries this, soup that, legendaries everything.

I'm just in the forest in Kalos reading under the stars because I've been inside sick for too long. I'm going to sit here, try and read, and ignore everything around me because nothing ever goes wrong reading at night.

By ignore everything I mean it, even the twig snapping close by, its probably just a Pokemon, right? Right. No worries. I've done this before it's only ever ended well.

[twohandsforeevee]

You are still loved, and threatened. I agree with Cali as it is the first thing I taught her how to type.

Cali back.

Eeevee sick sgain.

Teech me himan ttgeings like how ro use keyb aprd.

Also you are llbed. This ks a thesat.

[twohandsforeevee]

I regret teaching Cali to use a computer. Yes it is good for updating when I am ill, however I do not need her constantly asking people online what human things are. Mostly because someone, I don’t know who, taught her online shopping. This is why I had childlocks on her computer. And it’s just like the most random things ever, and I’m pretty sure some of these are scams. Guess I have to teach an eevee about internet safety.

Am feeling better, can’t really leave bed yet. Anyone have any fun stories about times their Pokémon have gotten into unknown amounts of chaos?

[twohandsforeevee]

Cali back.

Eeevee sick sgain.

Teech me himan ttgeings like how ro use keyb aprd.

Also you are llbed. This ks a thesat.

[twohandsforeevee]

Fair. And like men do, he just showed up in my house and didn't leave. But send help I'm getting attached too fast. I think it's because I kinda took his case solely myself and he has to be isolated which means 1 on 1 time. Plus I'm the only one he doesn't hide from. But I guess I could keep his name The Man, it does have a presence.

[Image of an Eevee with a collar labeled “The Man” curled up in multiple Pokémon themed blankets]

This is the only picture I have of The Man where he is not biting someone or something. He did get more vaccinations today and in a few days has another round plus his fixing appointment a few days after that. He’s gonna be a grumpy man for that I just know it. Friendly reminder that The Man still needs a name and he is not up for adoption yet, has a long list of vaccinations needed plus the brain damage he has would need him to go to a home approved for disabled mons, he does have vision however all corners need to be padded and any ledges need padding under them. But for now he’s at the rescue biting anything and everything.

[twohandsforeevee]

[Image of an Eevee with a collar labeled “The Man” curled up in multiple Pokémon themed blankets]

This is the only picture I have of The Man where he is not biting someone or something. He did get more vaccinations today and in a few days has another round plus his fixing appointment a few days after that. He’s gonna be a grumpy man for that I just know it. Friendly reminder that The Man still needs a name and he is not up for adoption yet, has a long list of vaccinations needed plus the brain damage he has would need him to go to a home approved for disabled mons, he does have vision however all corners need to be padded and any ledges need padding under them. But for now he’s at the rescue biting anything and everything.

[twohandsforeevee]

mythical pokémon pokéblr asks!

Mew: talk about your first pokémon!

Celebi: what is one thing you wish you could tell your past self?

Jirachi: if you could have one wish (and no wishing for more wishes!) what would it be?

Deoxys: what is a trait you have in front of some people but not others?

Phione: what do you think about your hometown?

Manaphy: talk about your bonds with your pokémon!

Darkrai: talk about something you are afraid of!

Shaymin: what are you grateful for?

Arceus: are there any spiritual or religious rituals that are important to you?

Victini: talk about an important personal victory or triumph!

Keldeo: talk about a belief you feel very strongly about!

Meloetta: what kind of music do you like?

Genesect: what is something you still have after a very long time? how has it changed?

Diancie: talk about something you think is beautiful!

Hoopa: what is something you really, really want for yourself?

Volcanion: what is something that makes you mad?

Magearna: talk about something you have made yourself!

Marshadow: talk about something you learned from someone else!

Zeraora: what is something you have protected, or is important to you to protect?

Meltan: how do you express affection for someone?

Melmetal: talk about a legend or story you like!

Zarude: how are you with children?

[twohandsforeevee]

I have decided, if just posting cute videos of adoptable Pokémon don’t work, I shall start doing the wiggle test with them.

I’ll start with just three of our residents and see how it goes.

[Video of a Jigglypuff being held and wiggled]

This is Puffcake, she was surrendered to us by a family who got her because they wanted her to sing their kids to sleep every night. She has severe performance anxiety and will only sing if she trusts you. Also she really likes sweet foods, hence the name Puffcake. She’s been here for almost a year now and is just a gem to everyone she meets after she starts to trust them.

[Video of a trainer standing next to a Bibarel and shaking their head no]

Okay I lied, can’t wiggle test all of them. I’m my defense, he’s larger than average and I haven’t even hit the five foot mark. He was a pet that grew too big for his home. His name is Hefty, mostly because he doesn’t respond to anything else. He’s only been adoptable a few weeks but at first he was clearly very distraught when we got him so we had to help with that before he could be approved. He loves people and breaking childlocks to get to the good snacks.

[Video of a Herdier happily swinging during the wiggle test]

This is Daisy Mae, she was hit with a car as a wild Lillipup and she didn’t have too many outward injuries so we were going to release her back into the wild, however, she did get brain damage and can’t walk in a straight line, well that might not be an issue for some, she had a hard time adjusting to it so we decided to try and get her adopted. Many people have applied but once they find out she can’t control her bladder and needs to wear diapers they back out. She’s just a happy girl who enjoys playing in fields and then cuddling at night, she just walks with everything she has and falls sometimes.

[twohandsforeevee]

Rock and fire! For the ask meme! -from @caoimhe-from-hoenn

rock: tell the story of a time one of your pokemon evolved!

This is actually how my Vaporeon (Feeshie) evolved. I had hatched an eevee egg while on a boat, and ever since she was young she was always near the water. And I always give my eevee’s everstones until I feel they are ready to make a choice, and then she immediately went to the blue rock which was for water stone. So what I actually did was get a boat back to the general area she hatched and let her select the waterstone as she evolved.

fire: do you burn short and bright or long and steady?

I think I'm short and bright, as a disabled performer I use all my energy in my performances and feel it for many days to come afterwards. And also just random days because body evil.

[twohandsforeevee]

type asks ^v^

normal: what's smth that's normal to you that might be interesting to people in other regions?

grass: what do you need in order to grow?

fire: do you burn short and bright or long and steady?

water: what do you do for rest and recreation?

electric: talk abt how the power of technology has improved your life ^v^

bug: what does art mean to you?

flying: have you ever been to another region?

poison: what's your favorite genre of music?

rock: tell the story of a time one of your pokemon evolved!

ground: how are your leadership skills? how often do you need to use them?

psychic: what's a weird or unusual talent of yours?

fighting: what's your fave thing abt pokemon battles?

ice: what's the coolest thing abt you? 😎

ghost: talk abt a time one of your pokemon surprised you ^v^

dragon: past or future? truth or ideals?

dark: what's a misconception ppl have had abt you or your pokemon?

steel: sharp blades or iron shields? attack or defense?

fairy: do you do performances w your pokemon? if you don't, do you ever watch them?

[twohandsforeevee]

Keyboard keys big buat paws sleip.

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! Nice to meet you! It's cool to meet more Pokemon on here! -Tropius

Hello. Am not usially on, cobering yoday. How does one us key oars?

[twohandsforeevee]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! Nice to meet you! It's cool to meet more Pokemon on here! -Tropius

Hello. Am not usially on, cobering yoday. How does one us key oars?

[twohandsforeevee]

Thsi js Cali

Eevee is sickftoday

Am raking oever.

Ask me thinsg

[twohandsforeevee]

This is why I don't like news. “Eevee star performer refuses talk to those below her” my friends, I'm selectively mute, you came to me right after I performed, you refused to turn flash or the loud clicky sound off, and asked about very personal things. I'll gladly go to an interview and sit down to talk, but you have to keep in mind I'm autistic and I'm human (question mark) I think I'm human. Don't quote me, I never dyed my hair but it turned brown to pink overnight.

Just remember the news lies, only listen to verified sources.

I feel some performance venues for Pokemon performers should have more security against reporters. I don't want have to finish preforming, get my form, and be stopped by reporters on my way to the changing room. Like I just put all my energy into being on stage, I physically cannot answer your questions.

Shout out to venues that actually make reporters wait in the lobby behind a barrier for contestants that want to be interviewed to go over, that way the ones who need some time afterwards aren't flocked with very personal questions.

Anyway complaint over, also I got a key yesterday, forgot to mention. It was late, I was mentally exhausted from the reporters asking me why I “decided” to “dye” my hair pink one day and why my roots don't show and it's always the same shade and haven't dyed it again. Mostly because for performances they still use my old picture where I had brown hair, should really get that updated someday.

[twohandsforeevee]

Question because I am being whooped, what happens if Sada defeats me? Like is it like rivals where they hang it over your head or do you like fail pokemon?

This lady wants me go to Area Zero. She knows I'm a school student and that Area Zero is illegal right? Also I'm smol, I’d probably be squashed by the Pokemon there.