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Like a new friend!

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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Some are born perverts, some achieve perversion, and some have perverts thrust inside them

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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My mind writing last chapter…

(Not the next one, different fic)

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wtfffff

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This video healed things in me I didn’t knew they needed healing!

It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.

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Explaining tumblr experience: I wrote so much pornography on the internet, that today I’m gonna follow up a friend defense of their pharmaceutical post grad thesis!

Kill it, @rottenpill666 !!! We need you back in the trenches!!

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A Whole Spectrum - Chapter 5: He came for you… not for me

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Official OmNOMinous sign

@ominous-signs

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Your OC career

As a fic author myself, I know I struggle to give jobs and careers to my OCs. Specially when it’s not relative to the story. I have been thinking on what kind of jobs they can have that allow them to do all that what they want and need to do in the story.

Well, the answer has been in front of my face all of the time! Your/mine/ours OC works in:

Sales

Do they seem to not work at all, then all of the sudden they need to pull an all nighter to finish a report? It happens…

Sales

They are available to hop in a trip with their love interest, seemingly without a care for their physical presence in their place of work?

Sales

Are they smooth talker, with a great way with the words when they need… But also can be weird dorks that fumble with what they have to say? It’s because they have a grasp on Copywriting…

Sales

They seem to work in Marketing, but when you ask them that, they say “Jesus Christ, No!”

Sales

They have a suspiciously non related education, that can range from arts to theoretical physics?

Sales

Are they broke, and then all of the sudden they hop on a plane to travel? They just came about a suspicious amount of money because they just got paid a big comission. Sales and Financial Irresponsibility… Which amount to:

Sales

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk! Specially given by someone that works in

Sales!

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Having OC’s you love is a hell of a drug!!!

my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

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on being yourself

@ brainsoupp_ on twitter// @stmichaelthearchangel// @ cybermrcury on twitter// @throughmy-eyez // @ shellerina on twitter// @caesarsaladinn// @ nelsoncj4 on twitter // @ heimberg_a on twitter// make your own kind of music by cass elliot// @ soledadfrancis on twitter// ? // @ sourcenectar on twitter// @superorganism

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So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

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