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happy birthday, hajime! <33

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happy birthday hajime!! ♡︎

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@badgerhuan

A dragon-chidna for @year-of-the-echidna!

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genome THIS (pleag. it would make me happy):

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

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Let me try this

So let the wheel decide your Japanese first-person pronoun

Note: descriptions may be inaccurate.

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have this pokemon as your roommate.

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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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Hi there, dear readers! Welcome to my fanfiction writing sideblog!

You can call me MT or Mint, and you can find my main @twotwinks. I'm an adult, but minors are welcome here. Just be sure to heed the tags and warnings! In the very unlikely circumstance that I write something for adults only, the post will be plastered with warnings. In the end, you are responsible for your own media consumption, and I will liberally block anyone who tries to make it my problem instead.

I made this blog to have a more centralized place to share my work, so I can make cute aesthetic posts, keep track of writing challenges, and stay nice and organized. I haven't decided if I'll be sharing my backlog, but everything new from now on is getting put here!

Requests are open always, but I don't guarantee that I'll write them. It really just depends on if I get inspired! Absolutely nothing personal, I promise. I'll probably reblog some of those fun prompt request lists too, I've always loved working from those!

I'll update this post later on as needed, but for now, I believe that's all! I hope you enjoy your stay here at MT's Writeshop!

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links for the unfamiliar:

no makeup

t sweezy

astrology

abortion roadtrip

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Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?

*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.

Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear