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Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.

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Pussy from a guy that decapitated 8 drug dealers and left their severed heads in a duffel bag for the Gotham City Police Department to find 🔥🥵

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Hey wait a minute. I may not be a gothamite but im definitely thirsty

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I like thinking about in-universe social media cause I know in my heart of hearts that a thirsty gothamite tweets something like "pussy from a guy that decapitated 8 drug dealers and left their severed heads in a duffel bag for the GCPD to find 🔥🥵" and it blows up on twitter

Half the gothamites in the replies are explaining to other people that there is, in fact, a crime lord/vigilante/whatever he's feeling like that week called Red Hood and he did actually do that. The other half are responding to the horrified reactions by saying shit like "and he ate while he did it ✨️💅" thus kicking off the bazillionth twitter war about whether it's morally okay to sexualize superheros/supervillains

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I love Jason’s whole electric bat signal/toddies (Todd tiddies) suit part because image Bruce is trying to have a heart to heard and just-

Bruce: being a bat? That comes from the heart Jason. It’s a part of you. I love you son *lays a hand on his heart for dramatic effect*

Jason: * fucking electrocutes him*

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Connor Superboy Kent is just the "we should breed and ask our child what they think" meme in disguise

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look at my crime lord dawg im going to jail 😭😭

quick olympic slaying it down redraw.. olympics giving good figure drawing ref fr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

(pt. 2)

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I'm realizing 90% of my art is just Dick Grayson crying... well, okay, I know what I like x3

This drawing is inspired by this gorgeous art by @/poiverine

Back then I also shared some WIPs which I think were pretty good-looking actually:

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your honor he did kill those people but his boobs were bouncing when he did it

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#1 bitch from new jersey

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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^ last thing a random goon getting his shit rocked says before he wakes up in the ER

Mr Red Hood sir your magnificent armored breasts look so heavy maybe I can hold them for yUOOHGSWRYHJHHLWOEKGZETHK *gets titty tazer'd*

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Mr Red Hood sir your magnificent armored breasts look so heavy maybe I can hold them for yUOOHGSWRYHJHHLWOEKGZETHK *gets titty tazer'd*

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Commission for @breizhbaguette !! THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE💍💓💘💘💖💘💖💘💖💖💘💥🔥🎉🫂🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇💘💓💘💘💞💓💘💘💘💘🫶‼️

BONUS UNDER THE CUT :

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ur daily reminder that kori is 6 foot 5, built like a tank, glows in the sun, and has a short king