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new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be

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Idk who else needs to hear this but if you can't brush your hair due to sensory issues or something similar you can get a nice conditioner and work knots out of your hair with your hands pretty easy in the shower- even with long hair!!! I got surfer boy hair that's like a few inches past my shoulders and it still works wonders!!!

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this video has been playing in my head all night

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jellyfish (spongebob) stimboard

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Spongebob Squarepants Icons

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my least rational fear is what if i end up being a pony in the mlp universe and i get the most revealing cutiemark like what if my cutiemark is the bisexual flag and i have to cover it up with makeup for years and pretend to be a blank flank to not get outed to my conservative pegasus father whos favorite newspaper is called "the right wing"

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They r in your walls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Weed is just catnip for trans men

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

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Oc stimboard of Milkweed for @tydeward-tortellini !

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I think if they put spongebob in fortnite it would fix me

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