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I’M SCREAMING

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the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

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it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

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some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

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- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

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And office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend.

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straight person voice at someone they know is gay: whoever you marry…

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if you aren’t a woman who was subtly ostracized and isolated during her formative years idk how to really relate to you

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Some of you were never fortunate enough to receive the patronage and condescension of Lady Catherine de Bourgh and it shows

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non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway

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“Since that time,the expression “Stockholm Syndrome” has been used to describe a situation in which prisoners grow fond of their captors.But there is also an expression to describe when captors grow fond of their prisoners.“