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[uchihaxitachi]

just saw a fanmade edit captioned: only they can save jjk and it was ahem ahem;

kakashi vs mahito??? itachi vs uraume???? obito vs mahito too!! and also- sasuke and naruto vs sukuna sksjsgdgsjsjdh im so heavily indulged 😭

[uchihaxitachi]

|| Coincidences | He comes to you after battle, struck with a Yandere Ninjutsu ||

-> A/N: I am a whore for yandere and I wanted to incorporate a whole ass big writing plot for this one. I softened up :( but I had sm fun!

Itachi had decided not to bring up the topic of you and him kissing each other, after noticing that you had already forgotten about it the next day. You were so high and drunk, it was to be expected. Right now? He had only one thing in his mind, getting over this mission to capture a group of Shinobis who were supposedly plotting against the Akatsuki. It’s not their plotting that was the problem, the Akatsuki also had matters with currency which solely depended on the members and their strength. Any contract whatsoever would cause issues if the image of the 12 dangerous S-Ranked criminals was to be hampered. Something which this thug gang, as Pein called them; was triffling around with.

Itachi out of all people? Why? Itachi’s senses played back the conversation that happened in the recent gathering.

Kisame: I really don’t know where Itachi has been these days, almost disappeared.

Itachi: I do not think I must keep you informed of my whereabouts, or the Akatsuki.

Hidan: Right? I totally agree, imagine me fucking a woman and then writing and updating about it to the leader.

Sasori: Can you shut up?

Pein: Silence! I am not here to interfere with anything. We can might as well leave them be. I just don’t want any nuisance that’s all. If anyone wants to willingly take care of this, they can. Else I will.

Itachi: I will.

Why? Because it was simple, taking care of them would prove that he gave a fuck about the organization, granting him more freedom to operate freely and less annoyance on his whereabouts and what he does otherwise.

Itachi just wanted to protect you, a civilian who’s life revolved around the most normalcy he has seen in his life years so far as a Shinobi.

The fight? Pretty easy. Struck them with his genjutsu and tortured them in the Tsukuyomi for what felt like an eternity. It was the very last member, someone who remained hidden while Itachi’s jutsu took focus, and attacked him with a poisoned potion laced knife. Itachi— had been taking various types of poisons everyday, little by little amounts. The evasion from the attack was easy, what was not easy was the scorching pain it landed him in.

After teaching them a lesson, making them traumatized for life as if it meant nothing, Itachi dragged himself out. All he had was some pain, he knew he couldn’t die from this. This was just— a scratch.

What would you have been doing right now?

A scratch that might- make him see hallucinations?

What if you needed him?

Still, just a scratch.

What if you missed Itachi so much?

Nothing too big, he will take care of it.

What if you remembered the kiss?

Pouring rain came onto Itachi, drenched in two things— love and sickness for you. A longing for you he couldn’t seem to satiate no matter how hard he could try. An uncanny and bizzare appeal to protect you burning.

Itachi had never acted out of place once, in the times you’ve interacted with him. Hell he was your safe space for the sake of it. Today? Itachi had knocked your door at 2 am. You weren’t asleep because you sleep late, but a pang of anxiety curled in your stomach as you mumbled, “Who’s there?”

“It’s me.” The quiet, sublime voice of the Uchiha greeted you.

“Itachi? You—” you rushed outside, immediately pulling the door open and glancing at him, drenched in the thunderstorm and eyes glinting happiness when he saw you. This time, Itachi initiated a hug. For the first time ever, the Uchiha’s hands snaked around your waist, catching you off-guard as he tugged you close, letting you collide against his chest. A soft gasp escaped you, unknown to his behavior, you looked up, smiling and bursting into a giggle. “Great, now we’re both fuckin’ drenched.”

Itachi smiled back, kissing your forehead as you widened your eyes, trying to register what in the actual fuck was happening before he let himself inside, taking his cloak off. You had seen Itachi naked, you had nursed him back to health— but still, the clothing stuck against his skin made you feel, weird in the best day.

“I’m going to take a shower, Y/N.” Itachi humbly spoke, paving his way to your bathroom. “Y-yeah.” You blinked, still getting used to what was happening. “Yeah- sure.”

You went into your bedroom to change as well, coming back to cook some soup and some ramen, filled with veggies. You were unsure if Itachi had properly eaten after all. “I can smell the aroma.” Itachi walked out, using the towel to dry his long hair, eyes darting towards your form in a carnal way. Itachi liked making eye contact but never— ever, this intense.

“Yes, wasn’t sure if you had eaten, Uchiha.” You smiled, tapping the wooden surface of the table to usher him closer. Itachi took the hint and sat beside you, breaking the chopsticks and digging into the first bite. “No wonder your business runs so well, my dear.”

My dear.

Itachi— was warm, dangerously warm with his tone. You had never heard him talk like this. “Thank you.” A flush ran through the apples of your cheek.

“How has it been for you? It’s been quite a while.” Itachi asked the next question.

“Uh, you know? The usual. Nothing much, no trouble as such.”

You were vague, as always. This time, Itachi pressed harder. “So nothing significant, huh?”

“Nope, oh yeah- there was this friend I met after a long time. The one crushin’ over me since High School.”

Nope- nope- nope- should not have shared this.

“A friend? Do I happen to have heard his name?” Itachi raised a brow, sounding ever so natural. “Ah nope, you don’t know him actually. It was good though, we spent some time. Reminiscing over old memories.”

What did you mean memories? What was so memorable about someone liking you? Does the man have a death wish?

“I see, happy that the person you met. Unknown to me, and you still haven’t told me the name of— made you feel better.”

You looked at Itachi and blinked, “Well his name is Kyosuke.” You rolled your eyes, “Don’t have to be so petty, Itachi.”

Itachi wasn’t being petty. Itachi was being careful. He didn’t want you to feel scared of him. Didn’t want to burden or scar you. Part of him, the hyper self aware part of him knew that something is wrong with him right now. “Good night.” Itachi got up, leaving half of the food and walking away.

“Itachi it’s still pouring outside, stay in.” Of course he will. He just wanted you to want him to do so.

“I know, I will sleep outside. Please feel free to go inside Y/N.” He smiled, flicking your forehead and making sure you don’t suspect a thing.

How could you really? He was not the master of deception for nothing. Worse bit of it all? When the next day you heard the terrible news of Kyosuke dying via suicide. How naive— if only you understood the depth of Itachi’s abilities to understand the carefully orchestrated murder he did. Why else would a normal guy commit suicide by gauging his eyes out, the same eyes through which he saw you as a potential partner?

Itachi is happy to hug you. Let you sob and cry in his arms while he tells you it’s going to be alright. Maybe even feel guilt enough when the jutsu fades… but then again, Itachi was never someone to shy away from murdering people. Maybe the jutsu brought the real, carnal, dangerous self on the surface, something that had been long dormant.

[uchihaxitachi]

Can you name which fragrance out of the perfumes or colognes you have would suit Itachi 🧴

Killian MoonLight by Heaven, Black Opium>

But I feel like he’s more of a body oil person who just makes sure he wears fragrances which are more earthy toned and musky. He just doesn’t like to smell like sweat that’s all. He would be okay with flowery smells but too much of it gives him migraines. Itachi has a sensitive nose & that’s why he likes soothing smells the most! What do you think Itachi would wear as a perfume? I like him wearing body mists as well ;) it just suits him y’know? I am no perfume connoisseur but I have a feeling you are hehe! :DD

[uchihaxitachi]

Reincarnation AU Itachi moodboard where he’s an Art major & can’t stop dreaming about the love of his life from past life, all he does is to try to put her on paper 📄

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Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: Gremlin Mode Activated

May 8th, 2024

:3

Gonna take it easier on the daily sauce for a teensy bit! I gardened a little too hard and didn't wear gloves and unknowingly gave myself a gnarly blister. It's gotta heal!

Got an idea? Askbox!

Send me a Kofi maybe? :3

[uchihaxitachi]

ITACHI TSUKUYOMI

[uchihaxitachi]

my opinion: itachi has a sweet tooth. he likes his coffee strong. but he adds honey or maple syrup or maybe a sweetner like kurozato instead of normal sugar to add a hint of sweetness to his coffee. sometimes, he adds cinnamon powder too. but when he is too tired, a black coffee is his go too.

Sounds like an intricate and well-thought HC. I also see him just having a strong coffee because he needs to at times. Poor baby can’t sleep most of the nights (why else does he get those stress lines at BLOODY 21 😭 😔)

[uchihaxitachi]

I am pretty sure I am 5’10”

Akatsuki Height Ref

Here ya go. All canon according to their page on the wiki.

The height is only white Zetsu, as the wiki didn't give a unique height for Black Zetsu, so i assumed they're the same height.

[uchihaxitachi]

Tsunade hime.. Or should I say Hokage.

Orochimaru....

It's Godaime Hokage for you.

[uchihaxitachi]

btw i’m wearing an itachi tee to work today and its so rad yall <33

[uchihaxitachi]

hello~

ITACHIS DUBBED VOICE WKSJSGSGSJAJA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

have a nice day

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OH WOW I LOVE THIS!! shoot me a starter love 🥰

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I read this fanfic where Itachi was a med-student, but I personally believe he'd be more of a biologist, what do you think?

hmm, 🤔 really interesting take, he strikes me more of a highly intelligent and experienced surgeon. his eye bags an ever so paramount reminder of his role in saving numerous patients. he has done surgeries which have lasted 36-39 hours at once. still, his work is so precise and so sought upon. people throughout the medical ecosystem know doctor itachi uchiha. when professionals surrender with the critical patients, they suggest going for doctor itachi once, when all doors are closed, its him people go to. imagine doctor itachi x intern reader who’s a medical student and got the opportunity to shadow him/watch him work closely bc she wrote him an email everyday of how great of an opportunity it would be? 👀 my mind just rambles in webs whenever it comes to itachi hehe 😛

[uchihaxitachi]

I don't agree. Dango is innately sweet, you can't eat it without the sugar. Coffee and dango are two separate entities that hit the palette in entirely distinctly unique ways. The mechanism of coffee is wired to the brain differently. Itachi does not take 6 sugars in his coffee don't be daft. He may take cream but to sum him up as a sugar addict is going to far. Your simpa are all imbeciles.

Oro sama!!!! Speaking of coffee ☕️ I’m wandering around the airport like a headless chicken and this is good!!

coffee is something that’s taken to keep yourself awake during times of fatigue, as a shinobi i have only indulged in black coffee for missions, or when i’m entirely drained. i do enjoy tiramisu however..

[uchihaxitachi]

[I see Itachi having the strongest coffee brewed in the existence of earth. With multiple shots of espresso.

No cream. No sugar.]

lmfaoooo he does crack me as that kinda dude too!!

[uchihaxitachi]

I agree, I think he also adores Tiramisu :)

What kind of coffee do we think Itachi drinks?