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I just thought of Peter in Black Cat's suit and couldn't let the thought go to waste.

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Ben: could you do me a favor?

Peter:remember when you tried to kill me?

Ben:

Peter:

Ben: you could have just said no

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Random Headcanon pt.2

Since Ben isn't completely alive he can see ghost and likes to go ghost hunting in abandoned buildings at night. He likes to take random people with him, but mostly MJ, Flash, and Miles.

Ben: Morales, are you ready to go?

Miles: umm, where exactly?

Ben,throwing a backpack to him: ghost hunting

Miles, jumping on the back of Ben's motorbike: I knew I wasn't the only one!

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Flash:hit me baby one more time🎶

Ben:OK! *hits flash in the face*

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Random Headcanon

Ben doesn't have a heart so when he was sparing with peter and pete some how got the upper hand and knocked him unconscious peter couldn't hear a heart beat and freaked out.

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Ben: vehicular manslaughter is fine, but its NOT COOL to run over your FRIENDS. *glaring at flash*

Flash:aww- wait,YOU HAVE MORALS!?

Ben:sigh* I surprised even myself

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Amadeus and Miles go looking for shoes

Amadeus: how about some Nomads?

Miles: Nomads? *snort* how about no dads?

Amadeus:*sweats nervously*

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A/N:sorry this it late I've just been in a bit of a depressive episode for the last wee while

I'm also doing the reader sort of like Black Cat

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It all started when fury asked Peter to check out some suspicious activity down town in a rich couple's mansion

He went through a window looking around , then he saw you

You were walking away from a open vault, slightly laughing swinging a bag over your shoulder

'' Hey there!" He said cheerfully, trying to shoot a web at you

"Spider-Man, come down here and fight like a man!"

"How about you come up here and fight like a spider? "

"Ok, I will"

Now that caught him off guard

You lunged up onto the ceiling and swiped at him with you mechanical claws

After quite a while of fighting you managed to get away

Fury was pissed and made him spend his weekend training

Peter was not a happy spider

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When you see each other again he decides to follow you

Then he saw you go into a shady part of town

Almost everyone was out on the streets, trying to find shelter and everything was in bad shape

He followed you into an alley way and watched from the roof top

He was surprised when he saw you giving the money to a couple of people

Once they were gone he dropped down in front of you

"Aww, who knew you were such a softie" His mask lenses were narrowed into happy slits

"Bugger off" you rolled your eyes at him, walking away

He spotted a diamond necklace in your pocket

"Are you gonna give that back by any chance? "

"Nope" you said, popping the 'P'

Then you jumped up onto the roof, disappearing from sight

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The two of you kept doing the same thing, making light convocation

Nothing personal. Just random topics

Since Fury still wanted you captured you guys still fought

It was basically a game of cat and mouse

It was all fun and games till he slipped while fighting and face planted into your chest

The Bugle was having a field day

May saw on the news and was not impressed

The teams were teasing him nonstop

You were too

There was a lot of flirting

Well, mostly from you cos he has no rizz

But it's cute so dont fret

Soon the flirting turned into kissing

It happened when a reporter (probably MJ) asked if you guys were dating then before you two could answer she asked if you would do the Spider-Man kiss

For some reason you did it

The reporter snapped a pic then ran off

"Wanna do that again?"

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Spider bros sparing session

Peter likes to stay in his suit cos he's so busy

I also think that Ben should have claws

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Sometimes even Peter can't believe how stupid his friends can be

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I think that Peter knows morse code and since Ben's his clone he knows it to.

Ben: *tapping table gently*

Peter:*taps back*

Coulson: what are they doing?

May:morse code

Ben:*aggressively taps table*

Peter:*slams his hand on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

I think that Ben automatically knows stuff that Peter took an interest in at school. Like math and science but he doesn't know how to read because Peter hates it. So instead of teaching him to read, Ock put a AI in his suit. Kinda like how MCU Peter has Karen.

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Amadeus:*bragging about how smart he is*

Ben: while your only the 7th smartest human, I'm the smartest synthezoid 😏

Amadeus: *spluttering, trying to say how synthezoid are dumb as shit and that its impossible*

Ben: and yet here I am

Everyone else: W O A H

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One of May's gal pals: so, are Ben and Peter twins?

May: Ha! No, if they were twins,Ben would have eaten Peter in the womb

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Peter: traitor says what!

Ben: excuse me?

Peter:what?

Everyone:....

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The only thing that can truly stop Scarlet Spider is a 'verify you are human ' CAPTCHA test

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Peter: I'm sick

Aunt may: you better not get me sick

Peter: I'm gonna lick my hand and chase you around the house now

Aunt may: I guess that's a step up from the door handles you lick

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Peter: I'm pretty ok when people show affection in public,but if they start takeing off each others cloaths I'm gonna start getting a liiiitle bit uncomfortable