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I love these guys
#will vest saying he can’t eat dunkaroos because of ‘bad oils’#and then IMMEDIATELY inhaling a fruit by the foot to see how fast he can hoover that sugar and red dye 40 into his body#spencer admitting that as a child he would try to con other children into trading their candy for his non-euphemistic banana#javy makIng it clear that he did NOT share as a child#tarik’s unbearably adorable ‘oh what a treat’ at the handheld game#wenceel ‘singing’ along to britney by saying ‘opp i did again’ in the flattest possible voice#riley not knowing how to use the cd player because he is 5 years old#each and every one of them is simply the worst#spencer torkelson#gleyber torres#javier baez#tyler holton#will vest#riley greene#wenceel perez#jake rogers#tarik skubal#parker meadows#detroit tigers#video
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Tyson: He doesn’t get it. That’s okay, he’s hot.
#never 4get tyson’s disaster bi era#which is just his entire adult life#unprompted josi thirsting on camera? buddy you didn’t have to go there#but nobody can blame you#tyson barrie#roman josi#video
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brandon marsh you are also one of a kind
#playing dead so that the other outfielder won't consider you a threat or try to eat you#brandon marsh#johan rojas#baseball#philadelphia phillies#gif
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Some important images of Detroit Tigers from one of their recent videos.
#big big fan of everyone's shorts being too short#big fan of colt's compression shorts saving him from an indecent exposure charge#big fan of jake's mustachioed squishmallow that he has in the locker room i guess#big fan of riley's cute fucking face#big fan of tommy's pitch clock hater energy#colt keith#jake rogers#riley greene#tommy kahnle#detroit tigers#baseball#photo
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two types of people.
#it's answers like this that make me believe that deep down inside john tavares is evil#he usually buries it pretty well. there are layers of responsible dadding and responsible captaining and responsible mentoring over it#most of the time his teammates like him and he's not an asshole on the ice. most of the time he is just a 30-something canadian yoga dad#but way deep down in the core of his essential self is a corrupted soul.#and every so often the mask slips.#islanders fans would probably say they saw it first#answers like this-- listing kale as your special little grocery treat-- are another glimpse into his dark truth.#and then there's the amulet...#morgan rielly#john tavares#gif
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#this is most definitely the larval form of a guy who will say that he is a friend of complacency#because he wants to be friends with everyone and everything#and he also does not know what 'complacency' means.#nazem kadri#gif#the cutest little friend
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I have a story out today, tumblr. It's called The V*mpire and I wrote it for us.
Please mind the warnings.
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same, guys | pens vs rangers, 9 march 2021
#to this day i still wonder who kappy was winking at#it can't be sid. sid is almost certainly engaged in one of his Rituals.#it looks like he's doing his gross 'soak the boards with a water bottle and wipe them with a sleeve' thing.#the wink is obviously ABOUT sid but it doesn't appear to be TO him.#it can't be turbo#because turbo is busy giving sid the most obvious bedroom eyes a hockey broadcast has ever witnessed#for reasons that are also slightly questionable or mysterious but we don't have time to get into all that. just accept that he's busy#and more importantly he does not make eye contact with kappy at all.#so WHO?#WHO is being winked at by kappy while he makes that mischievous little smile???#this question has haunted me for years now.#brandon tanev#sidney crosby#kasperi kapanen#gif
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[25.01.14] unofficial morning skate
ej - just vibing, feat. likely joel farabee - photobombs flyers broadcasting director brian smith while he films the pregrame preview video (prev: pt4, whole series)
#somehow i missed this one at the time#ej as always being a gorgeous treasure of a gremlin#but the bonus is the guy who sit-skates in at the end with impeccable comedic timing#erik johnson#joel farabee#maybe#gif
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#when you’re into some kinky shit and you need to pay someone to tell you what to do#but you want the charge on your bank statement to say something normal like ‘monthly trainer fee’#i also think he’s sending these to both sid and nate like plausibly deniable sex tapes#nate sees sid getting hard watching this and it makes him go out and do hill sprints wearing TWO ‘fattest gauge at home depot’ chains#he’s texting sid at all hours to come outside and watch nate do his gratuitous self-punishment tanger-one-upping workouts#sid can get off on that too so really it’s a summer of wins for him#kris letang#video
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the Dodgers have censored Kiké Hernandez' cool hat
#he spotted the socmed person and made sure to smile extra big so they would definitely get a good shot#and they would basically HAVE to put it on the team insta#probably spent the whole flight giggling to himself about getting his hat some official team air time#because professional baseball players frequently have the same humor as 12 year old boys#imagine his immeasurable disappointment when he finally saw the post and realized they had ruined his totally cool and rad hat moment#oh wait here's a thought#i'm always ragging on sidney crosby for wearing blank baseball hats like some kind of shitty undercover cop#but what if sid is actually always wearing novelty hats with cheeky and rude slogans embroidered onto them#and the penguins pr team is just constantly working overtime to photoshop it all out#much to consider.#kiké hernández#baseball#photo
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Not be a fucking degenerate or whatever but: BELLY.
#the way he's been cutting up his undershirts is also slowly making me worse#the more shoulder he coyly exposes the more blinding whiteness we see.#baseball tans on the really white boys are usually so hilarious and invoke in me all kinds of terrible fantasies about#holding these grown men down and covering their entire bodies with spf 60 baby sunscreen#or better yet: making their catchers do it.#tarik skubal#detroit tigers#baseball#photo
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leafs fandom: i am doing a solemn duty to my nation and my ancestors by being in this time loop. i am one of a million witnesses to the suffering but it is our cross to bear. the pain is neverending and so is the love
jays fandom: [exact same intensity] It's So Cool That Sometimes We Win Baseball Games!!!!
#this is a deeply true and accurate post#i've been to a bunch of jays games in toronto and the vibes are always surprising given my familiarity with leafs fans#jays fans in toronto always just seem happy to be at the ballpark#tons of people in jays gear. folks seem to really pay attention to the games#(i.e. they don't seem to be there just for a very expensive random night out which is something i see more than you'd want at fenway)#there is so much supportive cheering of the team#it's really 'we're here for a good clean baseball time and whatever happens we are proud of the boys on the field'#and not 'if we lose this hockey game that is another 20 grains of sand added to the cosmic hourglass of this generational curse'#toronto blue jays#toronto maple leafs#baseball#hockey
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Wait. I feel like I haven't seen this pic here on tumblr? It's a very important picture tho
#no matter how you feel about smoking you must admit that this is one of the hottest things he could have done#brad marchand#photo
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#i love will smith hockey as a character of The Narratives#but he is ontologically evil#someone on here once said that based on his family/upbringing/hometown he probably uses 'summer' as a verb#and i have always believed this read to be deeply and fundamentally correct#and that IS a sure sign of ontological evil.#po is a sweet and terrible cupcake who likes to keep it silly#and his psychosexual mildly antagonistic landlord relationship on the penguins was way more interesting that the 'real actual dad#dadding a real actual child' landlord relationship that wsh and patty marleau have going on.#both these guys are fun and interesting and good as characters. but only po is a real blorbo.#will smith hockey#pierre olivier joseph#poll
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I love the way this graphic almost implies that the horse is a prospect that the leafs invited to dev camp
#at first i was laughing along with everyone else at the fact that the leafs are so broken and battered#that they are making their prospects fight a horse or whatever it is they're going to do with a real live horse at hockey camp#but then i read that hayley wickenheiser is in charge of this initiative. or at least heavily involved in it.#and now suddenly i'm like... what if the horse is the right move?#what if the horse psychologically and spiritually heals the leafs?#if THE hayley wickenheiser thinks it's worth a shot...#toronto maple leafs#hockey#horse
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The All-Stars of Detroit ⚾
#love javy squished in the middle. he's got his legs bent and his feet tucked. he's got his modesty glove strategically deployed.#meanwhile riley is sprawling as much as possible in order to molest gleyber.#riley greene#javier baez#gleyber torres#detroit tigers#baseball#photo
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