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Poseidon.

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HEORSHE 😍

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Not to be a total American, but that burger looks delicious.

sending out my burger of killing and violence to all my haters. good luck

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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

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Thank goodness you told me! In all my 30 years of dealing with this chronic issue, I never thought of that one simple obvious solution!

Hey you. Yeah. You. Reply to that person’s vent post with basic advice. Do it. You know you want to. Just give them the most obvious suggestion in the world. Surely they haven’t thought of it yet. Do it. Who’s stopping you? Do it. Tell that person with back pain to take ibuprofen. Tell the person bored at work to listen to a podcast. Do it. Do it motherfucker. Do it. DO IT!

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Walter Molino

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Similar to when we were going for a walk and my child was lagging behind and told us to stop being a fast-poke.

Six year old, bouncing up and down with glee as desserts are unpacked: "I'm so appointed!"

Took me a moment to realize she had logically assumed "appointed" must be the opposite of "disappointed" and used it as a synonym for "excited."

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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Ok, so follow me here

The lizard assassin is fucking the twink doctor, and the twink Doctor is fucking that cool Irish dude who supports unions (based). The twink Doctor is ALSO fucking an android but that’s the other show

The union man is married a schoolteacher (based) who is helping their wife’s planet ecologically recover from a fascist occupation, because she’s awesome

Their wife is an anti fascist freedom fighter (based) and the biggest lesbian you’ve ever seen. The union guy is like, an exception. And so is her goo boyfriend. Goo boyfriend might enemies to lovers-ing the local bar owner. AND she’s dating two different women hosting the same worm (bad news about the tall one) and they’re both madly in love with their wife from a previous lifetime. The tall one I s also fucking that dude with the funky sword and two dicks. They’re married, actually.

The short worm girl and the terrorist (based) are both dating this girl who works slot machines who helps her husband start a union (based). She and her husband later become the leaders of an entire government and pass pro worker and feminist reforms (based)

The terrorist (based) also has a complicated toxic yuri situationship with her kinky evil dominatrix alternate universe self who is a dictator (god forbid women have hobbies)

In the alternate universe the short worm girl is a goth and married to the slot machines girl who’s a freedom fighter. The tall worm girl is in a throuple with the twink Doctor but he’s not a doctor he’s an asshole and the captain who in the main universe is everybody’s dad.

He is the best dad in the multiverse and cooks a mean jumbalaya. This is vital information

He has a cool space trucker wife and a son who’s a writer and best friends with the son of the alien labor union spouses. Dad might be doing an enemies to lovers thing with this theater kid who betrayed him

There’s also this creepy lizard nazi who comes by every once in a while to pester them. He’s the worst.

His daughter however is the most precious soul in the world and she was taken too soon

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In America, Cadbury is mostly associated with Easter candy. Cadbury cream eggs and cadbury mini eggs and a few more. Aside from that, we don't really see the brand much.

an australian walks up to a bar

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

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I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

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staples?! he made a basket with staples?!