unclepadfoot

[unclepadfoot]

“ohhh when the twelve ep anime has a beach episode, a sick episode, a festival episode and a confession scene” FUCK YOU. when the 200 episode long eldrich horror podcast has a bug sex episode, at least two different cults running in the background, a couple “surprisingly nothing goes wrong” episodes, a confession that is never explicit, fluffy cows and the literal apocalypse in the same episode, and BY GOD does it have a Finale.

[unclepadfoot]

If I had a nickel for every time the main characte of my horror fiction podcast stabbed himself in the hand on purpose, I would only have two nickels. But it weird the it happened twice.

[unclepadfoot]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.

So I listen to my podcasts, on company time!

[unclepadfoot]

Tfw you and your fiance both fall for the same guy but can’t talk about it because he’s ashamed of his own feelings. Even tho you don’t care because you literally fell in love with the the same “other guy” that he did.

[unclepadfoot]

Peter: you can count on me not to get distracted miasma! I am a professional after all

Also Peter: Juno I know I’ve only known you for like a day and a half but here’s my most guarded secret! Run away with me and do crimes!

[unclepadfoot]

I mean, I too would listen to a stranger when he told me that there was a cryonics lab under a mountain loving called the mighty ballsack, so you don't need to feel too bad Warren!