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My brother just said he doesn’t consider Tesla’s to be cars. I’ve never been so proud.

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Because I've recently had one of those "your experiences are not universal" moments, please humor me

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My boy Icarus and his mom, Rue. Despite all of the angst and bitterness he harbors towards his family, deep down inside he’s still just a mama’s boy.

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Hey so uh I just wanted to remind you guys that if you're reading this that means you woke up today and that's wonderful and I'm glad you're here and even if being alive doesn't feel so good and it makes you sad that God still has a plan for you and the world still needs you in it and He's here to help you and everything will be okay and I love you and hope you love yourself too

Okay carry on

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Being a Skillet fan is all fine and dandy until you try to look in the #skillet tag and only find a buncha recipes.

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Incorrect Quote Poll

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Mars Needs Women (1968) Dir, Larry Buchanan

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I am so excited to share my Frasier art piece that will be featured in the @ourfrasierremake art gallery, opening THIS THURSDAY, May 16! Frasier is one of my favorite TV series and I am so honored to have my work featured alongside so many talented artists.

For my piece I chose to illustrate one of my favorite scenes from the episode, Daphne Hates Sherry. I absolutely love how frazzled Frasier gets when his bath time is impeded upon.

My piece is framed and will be available for purchase at the show - all of the proceeds will benefit the artists and The American Foundation For Suicide Prevention for Mental Health Awareness Month. 🩵

Opening Reception 5/16 6-9pm Exhibit A Gallery 1056 S Fairfax Ave Los Angeles, CA 90019

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i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

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Be still and know that I am God. 🙌- Psalm 46:10

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I'm writing a theatre review today and I cannot come up with a more perfect term to describe this character than "a poor little meow meow" but I also cannot put this in a real published review. So you see my problem.

Me: this character was a poor little meow meow. a real Wet Beast Wednesday

The readers of my relatively normal theatre review site: what

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New friend!

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The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

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It's Raining Men and Dead Nazis, Hallelujah: A Review of the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is a movie I did not know I needed as badly as I did. Once it's released on home video, I'm going to glue every frame to my eyeballs and be content forever.

It's a WWII action-adventure comedy about buff, tough dudes (who giggle, flirt, and feel feelings the way actual human beings do).

Nazis die by the busload. This is a plus. (I kid you not, in the theater bathrooms I overheard a son and father discuss the movie; the dad was like, "Any movie where Nazis get killed, it's a good movie." God bless America.)

The score is a mix of big band Jazz exuberance and Spaghetti Western bravado.

Guy Ritchie popped his whole... well, you know... with this movie. The entire cast is to die for. TMOUW is a kind of cinematic enema at a time when most mainstream films feel overproduced, underdeveloped, and like they're trying to sell something.

Oh yeah, and Alan Ritchson, if you're reading this, I am free on Thursday...

@st-bullshit @junior-stargazer-goke91 @zacksnydered

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