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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

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how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

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Tumblr Code.

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My Homophobic dog masterpost

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I’m listening to Bastille and plotting a star wars fic… what is this, 2021?!

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(i am usamerican so please convert to your currency of your country if you're non-american)

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-Wade Wilson, probably

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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Alexei and Yelena’s relationship brings me life

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Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

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𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞 𝖇𝖊𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖇 ⛓️🥀

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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shoutout to evangeline fox for being the first woman in history to meet and end up with her dream book boyfriend

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It's forever funny that Mandalorians made Mandalore their home planet because no one wanted to live there because of the huge fucking dinosaurs. They really said, "God gave us Mandalore so we could kill T-Rex for sport."