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Don't really know where to post this but couldn't stop thinking about it at work and kept giggling about it so here is my Head cannon.

At some point in time someone created a YouTube Account for the justice league as a method of connecting with people. Its mostly run by the Flash and a few of the Heroes such as power girl, super girl etc with most videos being behind the scenes kind of stuff like tours of the commissary and hanger different stuff like that and as well as doing typical challenges. stuff trying to show people the side they don't see when the league is saving the world.

Sometimes other members of the League such as superman and wonder woman make appearances to when they can partaking in challenges giving interviews Superman even gives a tour of the Fortress of solitude!, naturally people lap this up and love the channel its entertaining they get to see loads of stuff the only hero who doesn't make any active appearances is Batman.

Because of the fact he doesn't show up in many videos (He doesn't think its a efficient use of his time and may cause people to stop being scared of him) many people watching the videos make a joke out of commenting time stamps and descriptions when he shows up. typically in the background talking to someone or walking past the door to the room the video is filmed in sometimes he gets the camera thrusted to him with some arbitrary challenge that he either brushes off or does simply because Barry gives him puppy dog eyes.

The meme quickly snowballs with entire channels dedicated to archiving every single video that he appears in with other channels posting videos with every appearance stitched or videos such as "10 minuets of batman being a mood" and all the comments are either people from Gotham discussing all the times batman has saved them or a mix of People from outside of Gotham commenting stuff like "OMG HES FUCKING REAL WHAT THE FUCK" or people thirsting over him.

This is brought up up a meeting and batman Acknowledges the fact that there is a growing number of channels however he refuses to partake in the "frivolous use of league time and funds" and for everyone at the table that's everything they move on to the different topics that are actually important.

About 2 months later someone probably cyborg as he had taken to the YouTube channel as a side hobby was uploading a video, nothing exciting one of the many safety videos superman insists on having on the channel when he notices.

Someone has uploaded 62 videos to the channel in the span of twenty minuets all to a new playlist titled "Batman How do I?" and the entire playlist is BATMAN THE BATMAN IN THE BATCAVE giving Advice in the style of the Dad how do I? channel (that doesn't exist in this reality so he's not copying anyone) each video is either him teaching you how to tie a tie or how to shave and after he reads a chapter from the lord of the rings all done in his typical monotone voice.

Almost instantly the video's Explode in popularity instantly dethroning the top viewed video and every single video is flooded with comments like "OMG HE ACTUALLY LIVES IN A CAVE", "BATMAN ASMR?!?!" or stuff like "WHY IS IT THE ONLY VIDEO I CAN FIND ON HOW TO JUMPSTART MY CAR WITH A DETAILED ENOUGH DESCRIPTION AND DEMONSTRATION IS BY BATMAN OF ALL PEOPLE"

But yeah ive been thinking nonstop about that all day so now you guys have to think about it lol anyway here is the link to Dad how do i:

Dad, how do I? - YouTube

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Corey Brickley

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“Intellect takes you to the door, but it doesn't take you into the house. ” ― Shams of Tabrizi

Mac Baconai @Macbaconai

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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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